Dodge If it was not in the last place you looked that would mean you continued to look for it after you found it.

Ya know, Dodge. I think yer right, now that I think about it!! LOL

My wife says I think too much! :D

If a man talks in the woods and his wife isn't around to correct him, is he still wrong !? George Carlin...RIP

Everyone that passes through these doors makes us happy. Some when they come in, others when they go out.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose!

Busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest.

How about: "Ever since I started dying my beard white, I haven't been able to stop."

or; "It's good enough for who it's for."

A blind man would like to see it

Truer words were never said through falser teeth.

In regard to using soft coal,

you can smoke, just don't inhale.

Don't just count your Blessings, Share them.

If you can keep your head when all about you are loosing theirs - then you probably don't realise just how bad the situation really is!

My grandfather (Joseph L. Labrie) had many sayings, but a few I remember because, as Mr. Frost said, he told me 'till I was so sick of hearing it I never forgot':

If I ever got hurt doing something because I wasn't paying attention: "That's experience going in!"


If I was crying or protesting because it hurt when he was trying to remove a splinter with his pocket knife: "It hurt going in. It's going to hurt coming out."


When we all working together as a family: "Many hands make light work!"

And I almost forgot! My signature. That's a good one and what this forum is all about, in my opinion. I saw it on a big sign over a garage here in town and thought about it quite a bit. Very profound.

My grandfather (Joseph L. Labrie) had many sayings, but a few I remember because, as Mr. Frost said, he told me 'till I was so sick of hearing it I never forgot':

MR!! Frost?

You knew my Dad?

Frosty

Here's one I was reminded of a while back watching animal planet with Deb.

Don't mess with the Momma!

Frosty

Hahahaha. Someone referred to my wife as Mrs. Barter one time and I thought the same thing: What does my mother have to do with this? :D

i like this one (having just posted it )

It is only through learning our flaws that we can uncover our perfection

Can't remember the source of this one. "He who makes no mistakes, isn't doing anything"
Finnr

A little hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? -- I don't know.

I believe that was W.C. Fields

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! --Robert Heinlein

Uhhhhhh. Yeah, what you just said!!

"If you can do it, it ain't braggin" Ty Cobb

Victory is just a Musket ball(or bullet) away
Who said it first? don't ask me...

It still holds true that man is most uniquely human when he turns obstacles into opportunities. -- Eric Hoffer, (1902 - 1983)

More Robert A. Heinlein-isms;

"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life."

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss."

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do."

"Never insult anyone by accident."

(Cowboy Logic)
While you are in front leading the herd, don't forget to look back once in a while to make sure they are still following you.
Letting the cat out of the bag is a lot easier than putting it back in.

I don't think this one has been posted: Ignorance (not knowing) can be cured--stupid is permanent!