Dave Leppo Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 (edited) ThAT "ANON" IS ONE SMART GUY Edited June 25, 2008 by GOATMAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerkid Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 "We ain`t building a piano" , Jeff Phillips (unkle spike) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unkle spike Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 "We aint building a piano" is actually one from Julius Phillips my grandfather, when building something didn't have to be exact. One time the neighbor was over at his house bragging and going on and on about how much better his garden was then Julius' garden. Grandpa replied with "Ya know what they say, the dumber the farmer the bigger the potatoes". The neighbor never got it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 "If a good edge you will win, forge it thick and grind it thin." "Eat to live, don't live to eat." "There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither one works." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerkid Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 "We aint building a piano" is actually one from Julius Phillips my grandfather, when building something didn't have to be exact. One time the neighbor was over at his house bragging and going on and on about how much better his garden was then Julius' garden. Grandpa replied with "Ya know what they say, the dumber the farmer the bigger the potatoes". The neighbor never got it.... haHAHAHA LOL... I thought you said your Grandpa or Great Grandpa ,I was not sure so i put you LOL;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LITTLEJOHN Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 "That man could tear up an anvil with a rubber hammer." "That fits like a saddle on a sow." I don't know who first said them but my dad always used them and they have always made me laugh,and as they say laughter is the best medicine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bentiron1946 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 "I can't never did nothing." Mom. I got so tired of hearing that as a kid but she was right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallas de Marr Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 "You're about as trustworthy as a chocolate hammer!" Terry Pratchett, one of my favorite authors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geofthesmith Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 dont know if these have been sadi but i cant stand to read 6 pages, "A wise man learns from the mistakes of others, a smart man learns from his own mistakes, a fool learns from no one" i dont know who coined it and "you dont wait until after the cobra stikes before you put your boot on its head" -Theodore Roosevelt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallas de Marr Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 "You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!" Originally from the movie Dodgeball, but I've also heard it in reference to my hammer control. *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Dean Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 "He doesn't know whether he is fishin' or cuttin' bait" or "washing or hanging out" "Now THAT went over like a lead bolloon." Mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryM Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 "I can't never did nothing." Mom. I got so tired of hearing that as a kid but she was right. I can't never did nothing. Then try came along and worked wonders. My fourth grade teacher Mrs Watkins. Larry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FieryFurnace Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 "Everyone thinks I am crazy, now I am going to prove it." "Invention is the mother of necessity" Yes, I did write it that way on purpose. Think about refrigeraters and micro-wave ovens. They were not necessities when they were invented, but they were after they were invented. My sister, she got tongue twisted. "Fight On!" It's the name of a book. The kdismith, Dave Custer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LITTLEJOHN Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 "That went over like a pregnant woman in a high jump." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobinu Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Okay, some of these are quite silly so in that vein here is mine, "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valentin Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." - Albert Einstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnW Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 A little hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? -- I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry W. Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 "pochodzi z gry krzycząc". Mary Kiolbassa (My Polish Grandmother) Translated - From playing comes crying Jerry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurlyGeorge Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Prices subject to change, depending on customer's attitude!! If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10.00 charge just for putting up with you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Tipton Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 It's later right now than it's EVER been before... or, It's earlier right now than it will EVER be again... And of course, There is no shortage of experts, the trick is in knowing which one to listen to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerkid Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Prices subject to change, depending on customer's attitude!! If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean, there will be a $10.00 charge just for putting up with you!! I got a sign that say that in my welding shop:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazypyro448 Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 "If its cheap buy it, if it is expensive make your own!" - My Friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden_eagle Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 Their are 6 kinds of people in the world: those who don't want to, those who don't want to but do, Those who want to but never do, Those who want to but wait for tomarow, Those who want to and do now, And the their are blacksmiths; who did it yeasterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksb Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Swearing is the laxtive that purges the soul. KSB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurlyGeorge Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 ksb..... I LIKE that one. Ain't it the truth!!! Sometimes I end up doin' a lot of "purging"!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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