Dodge Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Dodge If it was not in the last place you looked that would mean you continued to look for it after you found it. Ya know, Dodge. I think yer right, now that I think about it!! LOL My wife says I think too much! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan B Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 If a man talks in the woods and his wife isn't around to correct him, is he still wrong !? George Carlin...RIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan B Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Everyone that passes through these doors makes us happy. Some when they come in, others when they go out. If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose! Busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocJohnson Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 How about: "Ever since I started dying my beard white, I haven't been able to stop." or; "It's good enough for who it's for." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 A blind man would like to see it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bentiron1946 Posted July 11, 2008 Share Posted July 11, 2008 Truer words were never said through falser teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn Posted July 13, 2008 Author Share Posted July 13, 2008 In regard to using soft coal, you can smoke, just don't inhale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irnsrgn Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 Don't just count your Blessings, Share them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 If you can keep your head when all about you are loosing theirs - then you probably don't realise just how bad the situation really is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Barter Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 My grandfather (Joseph L. Labrie) had many sayings, but a few I remember because, as Mr. Frost said, he told me 'till I was so sick of hearing it I never forgot': If I ever got hurt doing something because I wasn't paying attention: "That's experience going in!" If I was crying or protesting because it hurt when he was trying to remove a splinter with his pocket knife: "It hurt going in. It's going to hurt coming out." When we all working together as a family: "Many hands make light work!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Barter Posted July 13, 2008 Share Posted July 13, 2008 And I almost forgot! My signature. That's a good one and what this forum is all about, in my opinion. I saw it on a big sign over a garage here in town and thought about it quite a bit. Very profound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 My grandfather (Joseph L. Labrie) had many sayings, but a few I remember because, as Mr. Frost said, he told me 'till I was so sick of hearing it I never forgot': MR!! Frost? You knew my Dad? Frosty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Here's one I was reminded of a while back watching animal planet with Deb. Don't mess with the Momma! Frosty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Barter Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Hahahaha. Someone referred to my wife as Mrs. Barter one time and I thought the same thing: What does my mother have to do with this? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Caradoc Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 i like this one (having just posted it ) It is only through learning our flaws that we can uncover our perfection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnr Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Can't remember the source of this one. "He who makes no mistakes, isn't doing anything" Finnr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 A little hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? -- I don't know. I believe that was W.C. Fields Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjbrash Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! --Robert Heinlein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurlyGeorge Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Uhhhhhh. Yeah, what you just said!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan W Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 "If you can do it, it ain't braggin" Ty Cobb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden_eagle Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Victory is just a Musket ball(or bullet) away Who said it first? don't ask me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irnsrgn Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 It still holds true that man is most uniquely human when he turns obstacles into opportunities. -- Eric Hoffer, (1902 - 1983) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larrynjr Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 More Robert A. Heinlein-isms; "An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life." "Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss." "I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." "Never insult anyone by accident." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daryl Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 (Cowboy Logic) While you are in front leading the herd, don't forget to look back once in a while to make sure they are still following you. Letting the cat out of the bag is a lot easier than putting it back in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryCarroll Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 I don't think this one has been posted: Ignorance (not knowing) can be cured--stupid is permanent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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