"Yeah James. I need to order an Aggression done up like the sniper one you made... no I'm not a sniper... no sir, not even in the military. Yessir, I read where you posted you were only taking orders from certain groups, and I qualify. ... Yessir, I'm a volunteer firefighter. ... Why do I need a combat knife you ask?... well, that one looks like it could chop through a door like a fire axe... "
Not sure that convo would work out that well. LOL