a man walks in to a hardwear shop/store he buys 1 for $1, 26 for $2, 346 for $3. what is he buying?????

Sounds like three different sizes of nails to me.

I was trying to think.......even after coffee couldn't get the noggin wrapped around it.
But I think you "hit the nail on the head" ( groan)....I'm with LDW sounds good to me

reckon it could be nails, screws, bolts, or nuts, depending on size.

A coke, 26 1/4" washers and a bag of 346 seeds <_<

Reminds me of a joke that I can't repeat here.

An austra alien joke. :D

House Numbers? other options using a legendary Indian book but this is a family site :D

"House Numbers? other options using a legendary Indian book but this is a family site" yes you got it,brass house numbers at 1$ each.someboby held that one over me for days its a good one.

"Brass" for $1 I would have thought plastic!!!! $2= BRASS PLATED plastic!!

3 men walk into a bar. one of them is a bit stupid and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

there are 2 blacksmiths walking out of a bar, Hey... it could happen ;)

A ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says- sorry, we don't serve food here.

a termite walks into a bar and asks is the bar tender here?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "you know we have a whisky named after you?"
The horse says "I've never heard of a whisky called Eric?"

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a pint and a mop...

a polar bear walks into a bar and orders, a gin and............................................................... tonic please,
bar tender said why the "big pause?"
polar bear"i dont know i was born like this"

A tattered piece of sisal walks into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve rope here - does that apply to YOU?!". The response is, "No, I'm a frayed knot..."

Rene Descartes walks into a bar, the bar-keep asks "You want a beer?" Descartes replies "I think not" and disappears.

A tattered piece of sisal walks into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve rope here - does that apply to YOU?!". The response is, "No, I'm a frayed knot..."

That is classic!!!!!

two blacksmiths walk out of a bar.................hold on!.......................one says to the other "I thought an establishment that size would have had a larger supply of beer!. Let's go find another"............

I walked into a bar....and asked for a beer!

I walked into a bar and they brought me my keg like always.

Frosty The Lucky.

walk into??? :P why do I have this vision of a mean and ugly birch tree??

just funnin'........