mat Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 a man walks in to a hardwear shop/store he buys 1 for $1, 26 for $2, 346 for $3. what is he buying????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDW Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Sounds like three different sizes of nails to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry H Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 I was trying to think.......even after coffee couldn't get the noggin wrapped around it. But I think you "hit the nail on the head" ( groan)....I'm with LDW sounds good to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmall Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 reckon it could be nails, screws, bolts, or nuts, depending on size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmccustomknives Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 A coke, 26 1/4" washers and a bag of 346 seeds <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Einhorn Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Reminds me of a joke that I can't repeat here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old N Rusty Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 An austra alien joke. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianinsa Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 House Numbers? other options using a legendary Indian book but this is a family site :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat Posted April 29, 2012 Author Share Posted April 29, 2012 "House Numbers? other options using a legendary Indian book but this is a family site" yes you got it,brass house numbers at 1$ each.someboby held that one over me for days its a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianinsa Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 "Brass" for $1 I would have thought plastic!!!! $2= BRASS PLATED plastic!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iron woodrow Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 3 men walk into a bar. one of them is a bit stupid and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Sells Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 there are 2 blacksmiths walking out of a bar, Hey... it could happen ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkunkler Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 A ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says- sorry, we don't serve food here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricejm01 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 a termite walks into a bar and asks is the bar tender here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Turley Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianinsa Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 A white horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "you know we have a whisky named after you?" The horse says "I've never heard of a whisky called Eric?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nhoman Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a pint and a mop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat Posted May 1, 2012 Author Share Posted May 1, 2012 a polar bear walks into a bar and orders, a gin and............................................................... tonic please, bar tender said why the "big pause?" polar bear"i dont know i was born like this" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HWooldridge Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 A tattered piece of sisal walks into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve rope here - does that apply to YOU?!". The response is, "No, I'm a frayed knot..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
son_of_bluegrass Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Rene Descartes walks into a bar, the bar-keep asks "You want a beer?" Descartes replies "I think not" and disappears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rthibeau Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 A tattered piece of sisal walks into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve rope here - does that apply to YOU?!". The response is, "No, I'm a frayed knot..." That is classic!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rthibeau Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 two blacksmiths walk out of a bar.................hold on!.......................one says to the other "I thought an establishment that size would have had a larger supply of beer!. Let's go find another"............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneCoeArtistBlacksmith Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I walked into a bar....and asked for a beer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 I walked into a bar and they brought me my keg like always. Frosty The Lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rthibeau Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 walk into??? :P why do I have this vision of a mean and ugly birch tree?? just funnin'........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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