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It's like it's intentional or something

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Time to start offering my coworkers a ziplock bag of coal for their kids at a reasonable amount...

I must have been exceptionally naughty this year - Santa sent MY coal early.

I promise I will be a very nice person - I hate coal! Santa, I am getting your warning loud and clear!

You all know that Santa's Agents are masquerading as blacksmiths on this forum - any names come to mind, THOMAS, FROSTY?? GLENN?:ph34r:

Robert Taylor

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Handing out COAL, ""iron dwarf"??

And smells so sweet, Thomas.

Anachronist58, You were sent coal by priority Mail ??

What did you do that coal could not wait until the end of the month? (do not answer that )

 

2 hours ago, ThomasPowers said:

Coal with the yellow streaks in it helps keep the mosquitos away!

Sure it isn't coal they couldn't keep dogs away from? Don't eat that yellow coal!

Frosty The Lucky.

36 minutes ago, Glenn said:

Anachronist58, You were sent coal priority Mail ??

What did you do that coal could not wait until the end of the month? (do not answer that )

Glenn, I will not answer that. But I do not believe that all the coal I deserve can be delivered all at once. I am SO Ashamed........

For those reading this, who are awash in coal, who might be thinking, What's the big deal", I live in Southern California, and I can't even get nut coal shipped to Yuma, and I am not.about to pay $1/# for something I'm going to set ablaze and burn up.

I'm going to put a thin section of this coal I received in a picture frame. :rolleyes:

Speaking of Christmas and all, I really need to get my family's presents made. don't hardly have anytime left, they may get late presents, or small presents, that aren't too elaborate to make, which was what I was really wanting to do, so that I could be proud of what I'm giving them. may have to do late presents.

                                                                                                                                    Littleblacksmith

 

I'm sorry Santa. I've been an evil unloving person. I will accept my punishment and do better next year. 

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Santa; I, on the other hand, have been really really good and you can give me all the anvils, powerhammers and BOOKS that were to go to those naughty naughty  smiths that will only receive coal this Christmas!

Santa, I've been really bad I would be ok with you bringing me coal that has been heated/burned in the absence of oxygen 

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Only question is why the gas forge guys/gals keep misbehaving 

54 minutes ago, Donniev said:

Only question is why the gas forge guys/gals keep misbehaving 

they are having trouble with the learning curve or habits are hard to break. 

QUESTION  !!!

For the naughty ones on Santa's list.

Is it bituminous or anthracite?

SLAG.

I prefer bituminous but get no coal. :( when I'm asked to give a piece out or two I give Anthrocite since it is harder and less desirable to me. given a choice, Give me coke.

44 minutes ago, SLAG said:

QUESTION  !!!

For the naughty ones on Santa's list.

Is it bituminous or anthracite?

SLAG.

I just can't decide!! I Love, er ah, I mean I HATE every kind of coal - it's yucky! :rolleyes:

32 minutes ago, Daswulf said:

I prefer bituminous but get no coal. :( when I'm asked to give a piece out or two I give Anthrocite since it is harder and less desirable to me. given a choice, Give me coke.

Uh huh, given a choice I'll take a diet Pepsi please.

Frosty The Lucky.

diet pop is worse for you then regular pop. and that is just my opinion :) I dont drink pop. but if I did i'd prefer pepsi.

Ha ha ... had forgotten the coal in the sock for the bad kids ... my parents used unwashed potatoes instead of coal. There was always a couple of potatoes in the bottom of the sock ... I wonder why?

Das, diet anything is worst for you guaranteed. Substitute sugar or substitute fat is poison. Have less real sugar and less real fat. :)

 

 

 

Were the unwashed potatoes bituminous or anthracite potatoes?

SLAG.

I would say they were earthy potatoes :) ... Solanum Tuberosum 

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