Daswulf Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Ooh. I like the mud idea for werewolf forge welding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasPowers Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Unfortunately it would violate my were mud wrestling contract. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daswulf Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Contracts?! Werewolves don't need no stinkin contracts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will W. Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Awful civilized lot, Thomas' pack. So what happens when you violate said contract? Lycanthropic lawsuit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasPowers Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 All y'all seem to be focused on wolves; well there is a much wider variety of were than just wolves! I mean I worry every day that Charles will get bitten and end up a "were my little pony" and the possibility that Frosty turns into a birch tree is pretty much self evident...take a good look at those cave walls and you might be able to find my portrait! Steve's siberian tiger chops have got to be respected too. As for who is the were naked mole rat; well I promised never to tell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daswulf Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Thomas must be a were Pangolin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasPowers Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 If you are seeing that on the walls of your cave I would suggest checking your wheat for ergot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horse Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Why is it that this thread makes me laugh even though I have no idea what y'all are talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAG Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 T.P., Or start learning how to dance the tarantella. SLAG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will W. Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 Although, to be fair, even though they are rare, you should beware of the werebears there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelfire Forge Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 12 hours ago, ThomasPowers said: there you go being "lobocentric"...Conservation of mass would make me larger than even a dire or timber wolf...but smaller than a smilodon... Conservation of mass seems to be what keeps me tipping the scale around 300#. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasPowers Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 "Daniel Boone shot a Bear," "Were?" "Over thar!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmbobnick Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 After trying to follow some of these posts, I am beginning to see why bottle openers are such a popular project for those that haunt this web site. Evidently they were out quickly? Perhaps those who take a shine to tipping a brown bottle with one hand and typing out blacksmithing rhetoric with the other should consider using something like 1080 for their openers so they last longer. Tempered to light straw. Meanwhile I am going to wash the mud out of my fur and try welding again later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasPowers Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Bottle openers get traded off for bottles. (There's several mentions of the virtues of a fire retardant shampoo over at a web comic I follow...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daswulf Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Any mentions of what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John McPherson Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Somewhat paintball related? Where does one get a nuclear reactor from a Russian sub to power your coffee-maker anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAG Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Mr. J. McPherson, has asked " Where does one get a nuclear reactor from a Russian sub to power your coffee-maker anyway?" At the army surplus store of course! Trying my best to be of help. SLAG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn Posted December 7, 2017 Author Share Posted December 7, 2017 May I respectfully suggest a NAVY surplus store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasPowers Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 First you get your Glomar Explorer..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4elements Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Were!, we don't need no stinking were! Here in the great north wet we have sasquatch! (See if you can catch me) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will W. Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Thomas, im afraid youll have to contact Mr. Hughes about that one. Then wait for a Red October. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasPowers Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 (It also plays a big part in one of the Laundry stories "The Jenifer Morgue" by Charles Stross which is sort of a James Bond meets H.P.Lovecraft with a good helping of UNIX and British Bureaucracy thrown in.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Sells Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 I prefer Brian Lumley and the Necroscope series, and I like lamb chops over the tiger chops, partially because I am allergic to cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasPowers Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 de gustibus adolphus non est disputandum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Sells Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Glad to see you agree with me, or as technically said do not disagree de gustibus aut bene, aut nihil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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