yeah, and my pants are a nasty shade of Teal

Are you for REAL?

a bit more ZEAL perhaps

zeal for a good slab of VEAL

need a VIAL for the meds

Get cleaned up with a little DIAL

This time of year I like fresh DILL pickles

Do they come through the mail?

Did you get a BILL for them dills?

Nice save MILL

There's a good fishing hole about a Mile down the road

My wife wants me to clean up that junk Pile

that would cause you to go PALE

Maybe you could have a junk SALE.

My boot with the worn SOLE

can't believe that junk sold

I've always been TOLD that one mans junk is another mans treasure - JK

My forge is COLD.:(

May I be so BOLD as to ask why your forge is cold?

The tale must be TOLD, Why is your forge cold?

I hope for your sake it's not 'cause your forge has been SOLD - JK

The tale must be told,
of why the forge is cold,
It hasn't been sold.....

it's been so long since it's been used,
it's covered in MOLD!!!;)

A little mold can be cleaned up with a MILD dish soap and a little elbow grease to get the forge back a workin'

And after we're done cleaning we'll have some cookies & MILK

this little word game is going as smooth as SILK