The flea market is just down the ROAD

where you can get a load of tools

Stay away from the food or yo'l swell up like a TOAD

Just as I told you y' would!

Come on, be BOLD and give it a try!

I tried, lost all my hair...

you got it

BALD:D

I need to make a BALL swedge

As long as it rings like a bell.

Loud enough to call the farmer from the DELL

I've been looking for a good DEAL!

A good deal on a meal?

A good deal on a meal of Seal?

a real good deal on a meal of seal

I think I hear that bell beginning to peal.

do you peal snap peas?

... or build a fire of PEAT

BEAT the hot metal into submission. :)

that's being a BEAR about it

Don't give BEER to the bear.

I'll try not to LEER at a bear with a beer.

Turn leer into PEER.

I like PEAR jam

I FEAR jam

is this a YEAR to fear a pear??

'ere's a TEAR in yo' pants!