M.J.Lampert Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 5 hours ago, SinDoc said: I don't mind mowing and such. What I hate is maintaining flower beds. or weeding the garden wil post pics later so you know why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBones Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 My grandmother used to tell me that you need a space in the yard that is allowed to grow wild so fairies have a place to live. If not they would cuase mischief and pull pranks on you. I figure since most people dont do that i will give them my whole yard, or at least a good portion. So far i can honestly say i am have not been troubled by fairies, them danged gnomes though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasPowers Posted June 15, 2021 Author Share Posted June 15, 2021 Please don't ask where I got my disreputable red hat from..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Please do not let this turn political. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinDoc Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 We have gone from medieval crossbows, to technology, to explosions then to lawn maintenance. How do these things happen?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.J.Lampert Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 sindoc we just act on a wim besides its in every thing else so who cares?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinDoc Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 I was just trying to retrace our steps and ended up cross eyed with a headache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.J.Lampert Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 haha yup dont bother tracking a blacksmith in 5 days they change minds many times and you'll loose them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott NC Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 28 minutes ago, SinDoc said: I was just trying to retrace our steps and ended up cross eyed with a headache Sindoc, I bet if I asked you what kind of cigars you prefer, the subject would eventually get around to the application of nanotechnology, does cheeze whiz really taste good or why did the chicken cross the road. It's a mystery... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.J.Lampert Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 sin doc in answer to you question Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross roads. more choices HERE M.J.Lampert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daswulf Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 1 hour ago, BillyBones said: If not they would cuase mischief and pull pranks on you. I dont know how many more acres they want but I'd like my tools back that I can't find... or is that something else? Lol. M.J., I have many more chickens still alive that didn't cross the road than did. I think Isaac had something there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasPowers Posted June 15, 2021 Author Share Posted June 15, 2021 I like to think of it as "stream of unconsciousness" and the voices in my head say they don't trust me conscious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Chickens at rest tend to braise in peace. Chickens in motion . . . Rotisserie? I'm thinking of a stream of sauce and maybe corn on the cob. Frosty The Lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn Posted June 15, 2021 Share Posted June 15, 2021 Chickens on the move, poultry in motion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irondragon Forge ClayWorks Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the armadillo it could be done of course. My gauge for mowing is when I can't see the dog anymore. My excuse to my wife why I didn't mow is I'm letting it go to seed so the grass will be thicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 I wouldn't mow in case your dog was sleeping in the grass! Even if I had to chase him off the porch and slip him a micky. Frosty The Lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBones Posted June 16, 2021 Share Posted June 16, 2021 10 hours ago, Daswulf said: or is that something else? Well, one of them may have taken a fancy to ya and is just flirting. I had a chicken once, it tasted like cat. Really good with a little cheeze whiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott NC Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Did that chicken meow at you before you put it in the freezer? Of course if you got it out of the meat case, these days you are spinning the wheel of fortune. Oh, if you eat cheeze whiz, don't forget the prunes! That stuff makes a good binding agent and adhesive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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