i wonder if i can find a pun for cellulose......

 I may be tapped out, it seems when I log into the board there is a glut of new puns.           Life is Wood           Dave

Feeling pulped Dave?

I'll sell you los secrets, tubal just put a check in the mail.

Frosty The Lucky.

3 hours ago, Frosty said:

Feeling pulped Dave?

 

 It's been a long day...I'm bushed. I don't think I could think of another pun even if you poked me with a stick.             Dave 

So, who's the sap here?  We all need to turn over a new leaf else we go to seed.  As to new puns, that's knot for me!  Maybe we can find a Burl Ives tune that will help................

I wood be good at puns if my brain wasn't so tired from keeping a log of everything. I guess I'll stick to rot iron.

Regardless of what anyone else thinks I will be for-evergreen with envy about that Church Window anvil.

that was an over-elm-ingly good pun,frosty. my puns are oak-kay. by the way, what did yew get douglas fir his birthday?

On 11/20/2016 at 7:41 PM, JT said:

Minty 573 lb. Austrian Church Window Anvil !!  does any one recognize the make of the last photo ?? JT

well just to stop weeping in the willows and spruce things up a bit.,. here are a few more photos of the Church Window !

 

Those photos make me pine for an anvil like that.  I had to go out and kick some ash just to let out some of the jealousy.  Maybe I should just go to the beech and relax.

5 hours ago, Farmall said:

Those photos make me pine for an anvil like that.  I had to go out and kick some ash just to let out some of the jealousy.  Maybe I should just go to the beech and relax.

If you feel the need to kick some ash over this maybe you need to see someone to help you get to the root of the problem, you may find it will spruce up your life a bit.

I hope someone has gotten board and is keeping a log of these puns.  I know it wood be a long list - but some people might think some of them are against the grain.

Repeating puns is a grove violation. Seed the rules it's clearly spalt out.

Frosty The Lucky.  

Well I guess I have made a grove mistake. I feel kinda like a sap now that I'm tapped out of tree puns.       Leaf is Good      Dave 

Frosty wins. 

Its really unfair . Due to his TBI you could say this topic is engrained in him.

On 11/22/2016 at 7:19 AM, Tubalcain2 said:

i wonder if i can find a pun for cellulose......

This is a serious subject...I wouldn't make cellulite of it!

Come on guys, this is all ready overgrown with puns. I thing y'all are barking up the wrong tree challenging frosty to a pun battle! Hes got a hard head as we know, lots of experience with trees....

            Happy thanksgiving y'all!

                                                                                            Littleblacksmith 

I agree.  With all these puns, its hard to see the forest for the trees.  

Trees are a clear cut good pun subject, till you run out and there you started thinking, how hard would it be?

Frosty The Lucky.

So, do you get many rings out of that anvil while forging? I bet that wood be a nice tool for a young budding smith to start out with. Knot that I wood know any young sprouts in need of such a big, burly treasure.