10. Black earwax
9. Can set off a metal detector in your birthday suit
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your remote control is a tool used to back up movies to look at that really cool ironwork in Paris, London, Venice, Harlem, Charleston, or TX

6. You drive a nail into the wall to hang a picture up with a ball-peen hammer and, after putting the nail in, you find out you used the ball end. :)

you are real bad all year hoping to get a TON of coal for Christmas..

If you've ever seen a coal seam in a steep embankment along the highway and considered 'prospecting' with your tire tool.

get to pilfer cookies in exchange for removing the cookie sheet when the oven mitts go missing

when someone asks you to fix anything(like the computer) you reply.........I'll go get a hammer:)

When your car breaks down on your way to a camping trip and you whip up an on-the-spot smithy with a hibachi, tire iron and a rock for an anvi and you forge weld that broken tie rod on the roadside. No matter that you have a cell phone, AAA and your'e only three miles out of town...Dan:D

When your car breaks down on your way to a camping trip and you whip up an on-the-spot smithy with a hibachi, tire iron and a rock for an anvi and you forge weld that broken tie rod on the roadside. No matter that you have a cell phone, AAA and your'e only three miles out of town...Dan:D

LOL hehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahaha Good one!:p

If you didn't speak to your uncle/dad for 2 weeks for leaving your good hammer out in the rain after using it for driving nails.

If when you take a shower, the water is black.

When. after not seeing you for years, your old high school friends marvel at how thick and black your hair still is................

When as your other job is a mechanic, you can repair or remove more things with a hammer than most of the other guys can with wrenches.

Some one offers to sell you an old bridge and you have to consider the offer. As in: Cultural Resourcess

You have more hammers than screwdrivers.

get to pilfer cookies in exchange for removing the cookie sheet when the oven mitts go missing

HIDE the cookie sheet I believe you meant to say?

Frosty

hide the oven mitts :p

you can barely afford the mortgage but still leave work smileing :)

you leave a black trail from the anvil to the bathroom to the fridge...

You wash your hands BEFORE going to the bathroom

The solution to all life's problems are require a hammer

When in the shop working people regularly startle the day lights out of you because you never hear them come in.

All the light switch plates and door knobs in your house have a layer of black on them.

And the refigerator door and cabinet handles also.

When all of your nephew and nieces come running to you instead of thier father because Uncle ( insert name) can make, mend, do anything...........

When all your friends ask you for free swords and knives.

When your trousers and shirts have lots of little holes in them (from forge welding).