Ice Czar Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 10. Black earwax 9. Can set off a metal detector in your birthday suit 8............. 7............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skunkriv Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 your remote control is a tool used to back up movies to look at that really cool ironwork in Paris, London, Venice, Harlem, Charleston, or TX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillbillysmith Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 6. You drive a nail into the wall to hang a picture up with a ball-peen hammer and, after putting the nail in, you find out you used the ball end. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habu68 Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 you are real bad all year hoping to get a TON of coal for Christmas.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayco Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 If you've ever seen a coal seam in a steep embankment along the highway and considered 'prospecting' with your tire tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Czar Posted December 26, 2007 Author Share Posted December 26, 2007 get to pilfer cookies in exchange for removing the cookie sheet when the oven mitts go missing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drogo Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 when someone asks you to fix anything(like the computer) you reply.........I'll go get a hammer:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 When your car breaks down on your way to a camping trip and you whip up an on-the-spot smithy with a hibachi, tire iron and a rock for an anvi and you forge weld that broken tie rod on the roadside. No matter that you have a cell phone, AAA and your'e only three miles out of town...Dan:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerkid Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 When your car breaks down on your way to a camping trip and you whip up an on-the-spot smithy with a hibachi, tire iron and a rock for an anvi and you forge weld that broken tie rod on the roadside. No matter that you have a cell phone, AAA and your'e only three miles out of town...Dan:D LOL hehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahaha Good one!:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mende Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 If you didn't speak to your uncle/dad for 2 weeks for leaving your good hammer out in the rain after using it for driving nails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Martin Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 If when you take a shower, the water is black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daryl Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 When. after not seeing you for years, your old high school friends marvel at how thick and black your hair still is................ When as your other job is a mechanic, you can repair or remove more things with a hammer than most of the other guys can with wrenches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habu68 Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 Some one offers to sell you an old bridge and you have to consider the offer. As in: Cultural Resourcess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blubrick Posted December 29, 2007 Share Posted December 29, 2007 You have more hammers than screwdrivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 get to pilfer cookies in exchange for removing the cookie sheet when the oven mitts go missing HIDE the cookie sheet I believe you meant to say? Frosty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Czar Posted December 30, 2007 Author Share Posted December 30, 2007 hide the oven mitts :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nonjic Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 you can barely afford the mortgage but still leave work smileing :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat pete Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 you leave a black trail from the anvil to the bathroom to the fridge... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
habu68 Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 You wash your hands BEFORE going to the bathroom The solution to all life's problems are require a hammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalmangeler Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 When in the shop working people regularly startle the day lights out of you because you never hear them come in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Hammer Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 All the light switch plates and door knobs in your house have a layer of black on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Hammer Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 And the refigerator door and cabinet handles also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 When all of your nephew and nieces come running to you instead of thier father because Uncle ( insert name) can make, mend, do anything........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mende Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 When all your friends ask you for free swords and knives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Hammer Posted December 30, 2007 Share Posted December 30, 2007 When your trousers and shirts have lots of little holes in them (from forge welding). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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