Marksnagel Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Safety while hiking in bear country: 1. Wear a bell around your neck to alert the bears that you are in their area so they will stay away from you. 2. Carry full strength bear deterrent pepper spray at least 15% capsium. (pepper) 3. Inspect all bear scat (poo). You can tell its bear scat because it will have bells in it and smell like pepper. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dillon Sculpture Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Don't tell any lies and you wont have to remember what you said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Seelye Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Definition of stress: "The conflict created when one's mind overrides the body's temptation to slap the stuffin' outa some jerk that desparately need it!" anonymous Definition of Diplomacy: Being able to tell someone where to go , and having them look forward to the trip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Seelye Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 You can lead a horse to water but you cant make a duck wear a saddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainely,Bob Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 You can sit next to a chicken but you can`t lay it`s eggs. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can`t pick your friend`s nose. Aint but two can`ts around here.If you can`t handle it,you can`t stay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBrann Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Have you ever been doing a repetitive job, been most of the way through it and said " Hey it would be so much easier if we did the rest of them this way....." and promptly forgotten what the new easy was was ?? Also there is no object so expensive it cannot be used as a hammer...... some are ineffective... but lets not be picky... Has anybody else noticed what happens after a bunch of guys moving something heavy yell "RAMMING SPEED!!!" Just a few words of ... folly ... and I loved "If you smell something stupid burning .. let go..... " Cliff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason @ MacTalis Ironworks Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 The Rules: 1. It is hot. 2. It is still hot. 3. I warned you twice, it is your own xxxx fault if you burn yourself. 4. More Tequilla! Note: Rule 4 came into play after all the smiths at one hammer-in decided to do a shot and emptied the bottle before it made a full round... It was added for comedic value only. Forging drunk is a BAD idea, but if you get drunk on one shot... well, that is your own problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bentiron1946 Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 I can't never did nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainely,Bob Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Hard tellin,not knowin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marksnagel Posted January 28, 2011 Share Posted January 28, 2011 Everything important I learned in life, I learned in the 9th grade. That was the hardest 4 years of my life. Mark<>< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
double_edge2 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Not to mention Carpe carp. But I'm not much of a fisherman me neither... but ive always supported the "catch, fillet, and release," rule.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mylore Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 Eagles may soar, but gophers never get sucked into jet engines. One who smiles in the face of adversity has yet to grasp the situation, or has a scapegoat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayne Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Deny every thing, and if that does not work - blame the airforce :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macbruce Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sask Mark Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 There is no mixup a grinder can't fixup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainely,Bob Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Weld and paint will make it what it ain`t. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macbruce Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 I know all to well about that one. I bought a truck once with a spiffy new paint job, probly an Earl Shieb, the engine had been steamed cleaned like new. After a week buyers remorse ruled , the engine was shot......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Einhorn Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Years ago I was watching a karate ranking exam. Participating on the examiner's panel were karate masters visiting from Japan. Each person being tested was provided with a helpful piece of advice by a visiting master. One lucky person received this piece of oriental wisdom, "You no block, get hit in face". I believe this very concisely sums up life. ;-) True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianinsa Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 NEVER take a laxative, and a sleeping pill on the same night. I heard "NEVER take a laxative in the hay fever season" But Officer he kept beating my hand with his face! Lol Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainely,Bob Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Maximum effective range of an excuse-zero meters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leighwill Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 My grandfather used to say. If it can't be fixed with a hammer It ain't worth fixing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HWHII Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Keep on doing what your doing and you will keep on getting what you got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macbruce Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 I feel allot more like I do now, than I did awhile ago........................Believe it or forget it..................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBrann Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Don't worry, its Art, and he'll be here in a half hour to explain all about it..... Cliff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macbruce Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Looks like this thread has included ''Brain Teasers'' as well.........:wacko: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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