Dodge Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 If you can't seem to make ends meet, make one end a vegetable :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Murch Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 I don't get it. Could you explain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irnsrgn Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 If at first you don't succeed, Read the Directions. If all else fails, Start over. If it doesn't look right, It probably isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasPowers Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Sounds like Dodgy advice to me... Thomas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julian Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 lol--dodge i havent heard that pun before, but it gave me a chuckle :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge Posted June 14, 2006 Author Share Posted June 14, 2006 Thankyou, Thankyou. I'm here all week ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge Posted July 10, 2006 Author Share Posted July 10, 2006 Not to mention Carpe carp. But I'm not much of a fisherman ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheftjcook Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 "The Grass is always greener over the Septic Tank" "If your not the lead dog ...the scenery never changes much" "Beauty is only skin deep.....But Ugly goes right to the Bone" "Lord, Give me the strength to change the things I need to change, the ability to accept the things I can't change, and the wisdom to tell the difference" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge Posted July 12, 2006 Author Share Posted July 12, 2006 Definition of stress: "The conflict created when one's mind overrides the body's temptation to slap the stuffin' outa some jerk that desparately need it!" anonymous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheftjcook Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Dodge, liked the stress one!!! Grandma told me "Child...Even a broke clock is right twice a Day" I wonder if she was hinting about something...???? One of my favorites "Tis' better to light a candle, than curse the darkness" And always Remember "Today is Yesterdays Tommorow" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rthibeau Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 If you push hard enough, it will fall over. Everyone talks about sunsets, but it's really the horizon moving up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JPH Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Here's one of my favourites It doesn't have to be red to be hot. JPH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Murch Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 oh, I get it now dodge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Never hold a cat and a Dust Buster at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge Posted July 16, 2006 Author Share Posted July 16, 2006 Jim, Absolutely! Some folks, myself included, far too often, learn this lesson the hard way;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scrapman1077 Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 If at first you don't succeed, redifine success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge Posted July 16, 2006 Author Share Posted July 16, 2006 Yup, Ya just gotta let some thing fester for a while sometimes and they eventually come to a head :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheftjcook Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 "If it ain't broke, don't fix it!" "You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time - But you can't fool MOM!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teejay Posted July 21, 2006 Share Posted July 21, 2006 If you smell something stupid burning LET go its HOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Lonnee Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Never argue with a fool, it makes ya look stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
primtechsmith Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 never argue with a woman...she's always right... Peyton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B. Norris Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 If you smell something stupid burning LET go its HOT! After I stopped snorting and was able to get up off the floor... I had to go tell my wife this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teejay Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Learn to swing a hammer with either hand ,that way your shirts will fit right a year from now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B. Norris Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 "Always feel for heat with the back of your hand before picking anything up. If you burn the back of your hand you can still work, but if you burn the front you're done for the day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rthibeau Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 If it hurts when you do something, don't do it anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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