Get it hotter, hit it harder.

Never say to you helper, "When I nod my head, hit it".

Smith and Sledge SnS001

to days FUTUER is not as it was in the PAST

When I was a starting out as an apprentice the old timers would constantly remind to "quit swingin' that hammer like an old woman and Hit the dang thing!!!!.

"TODAY...is Yesterday's Tomorrow"
Don't waste it!

if the dog bites pass on the otherside of the street....stupid!!!

There, stop, there, stop, there, stop, there there and there OUCH! I was scratching my hand not telling you to hit it(poor striker instructions).

My band teacher in school always told us, "practice does not make perfect. Perfect practice make perfect. If you practice poorly your result will be just as embarrassing."

Peyton

Dad always told me. Keep your xxx behind you.

if your at the end of your rope-tie a knot in it and hang on!

HIT IT! it's not your mother.

You Can't Teach An Old Dog New Tricks
SO DON'T EVEN TRY

NEVER take a laxative, and a sleeping pill on the same night.

my 8th grade earth science teacher in a much less PC time explained Stalactites and stalagmites. " think of a ballerina and bugs, when the mites go up the tights (tites) go down". Some things you never forget.

If you think before you do, you'll never get anything done, but if you do and then think about it, you'll always know what doesn't work.

welder19

i cant remember where i saw this but it was scrawled on an anvil:

Art is long
Life is short
So get going

( always made me ask the question who is Art and why is he bragging?)


Sean

I Like It!
If U. C. Someone Jogging While Wear'n A Bomb Squad T-shirt
Try To Keep Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)

My ability to explain something may be hampered by you inability to understand.

The types of people in the world;
People who make things happen
People who watch things happen
People who wonder what just happened.
Strive to be the first type.

It ain`t that it`s not funny,it`s just that you don`t get it.

You can fix ugly but, you can't fix stupid!!

If you find yourself in a hole. Stop digging!!

My Dad told me when I was 15 or 16 years old. Son there was a dog sleeping next to a rr track with part of his tail laying on the track. The train came through and cut part of his tail off. The dog sleeping woke up and turned to see what happened. Cut his head right off. The moral of the story is to NOT lose your head over a little piece of tail.

Hope you enjoy that little story.

I use the Fibinachi principle as in 'If it doesnt look right, it probably is'.
Never argue with a woman who is constantly knitting. Me. Those darn needles are sharp.
Never gamble with a person who's first name is the same as city or state.

You don't have to outrun the bear, just your hiking partner... :blink:

I didn't say you broke it ...... I said I was going to blame you for breaking it!!!!

I believe this is a Pennsylvania Dutch saying: "The hurrier I go, the behinder I get."