The father inlaw is a hoarder.
Owns two acres and 5 Farmall H tractors, a Case 530 backhoe, 4 boats, 5 trailers, a school bus packed full of 60's ford car parts, a VW powered trike, and 4 sheds packed to the doorway, and a three car garage with "walking paths"
If you mention your looking for something he'll say "I have on of those in stock." Will he part with it? Nope. It often bites him in the rear, last summer his boat winch broke (electric) he knew he had one "in stock" but couldnt find it. So he gos and buys one. A couple days later I'm helping him dig out a shed. I come arcoss 4 electric boat winches.
It was hard not to laugh.