Do not go to a bar BARE

Would the barlady CARE?

Would offend her to the CORE

She may find it quite a BORE

It would actually be like shes was BORN

Maybe shell think it was PORN!!!

Boy I love Corn this time of year.

The barlady grabbed the bull by the HORN

Better be careful, if she grabs it too much, it might get worn

or TORN, TORN, TORN

If things took a TURN for the worst!

To close to the fire and you might get a BURN.

Not to change the subject, but does anyone have a good piece of burl

A good piece of burl, is my favorite to turn on the lathe and watch the way the wood grains twist & CURL

The curl may be the CURE

Curt, Curt, Curt

Some metal will CURL with heat on one side

Curb, Curb, Curb

How about some curd?

that'll CURE what ails ya

oops....a repeat....was too CURT

Don't Get HURT

To many beers could cause you to HURL:p

chestnut BURL

Ladies delicately BURP. Manly men belch!