Hall, Hall, Hall

I will avoid the obvious and wait for HAIL

Bail, Bail, Bail

If you can't cover bail, you will spend time in JAIL.

TEll the judge the checks in the MAIL

It's a postman that delivers the mail, not a MAID

So you SAID

Did this said lady get paid?

Pail, Pail, Pail

When I was just beginning to blacksmith I used a piece of railroad RAIL as an anvil.

If you want to catch a rattler, drop a rail on his TAIL

Tall, Tall, Tall

Try not to FALL

It's getting that time of year when I need to FELL a few dead trees for firewood for this winter.

Make sure you hit the rattlers tail and not your foot....boy would you YELL!

But what a tale it would be to tell!

Bell, Bell, Bell

Maybe I should forge a BELL

Well I think we had too people typing the same thought.

Wall, Wall, Wall

WALK away from that rattler

Calk, Calk, Calk

TAlk talk talk talk talk

The Pitcher committed a BALK

Maybe a little BALM for the aches and pains.