divermike Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 reading another thread here got me to thinking, NOW FINALLY that Frosty is on the mend.. heh.. and the fact that he has such a good sense of humor, I thought we could honor him with an IFORGEIRON roasting.. so c'mon guys and gals, let's let him have it with some good jabs and pokes. Duhhh dunt... duhhhh dunt... duhhh dunt, look out!!! get out of the forest, it's coming aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!! munch crunch, the attack of the great white birch!!!! rrrrruuuuuuunnnnnnnn!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I'm guessing the new moniker "AKfrosty57" means he's a-goin' birch tree huntin' with his AK47 and a 57 round banana clip magazine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rthibeau Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 If he wanted a vacation, he should have gone to Motel 6, they leave a light on for ya, they don't turn your lights out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Einhorn Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Tree-hugging is a birch when they hug back. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy k Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Everyone needs some "LOVE" - I don't think that birch tree felt it was reciprical. - JK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakedanvil - Grant Sarver Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Well, I heard they did a brain scan and didn't find anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremy k Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 The MRI just picked up a whole load of forge scale and steel scraps. - JK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chyancarrek Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Frosty - knock off your "birchin' " and get back to work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Dean Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Here's one that was sent to me after a serious lack of grace. Seriously Frosty it's good to see you back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wedwards Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I think I read that Frosty tried to tie the tree off to control the fall. I guess the bark was worse than the bight. Again, Welcome back Frosty. Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakedanvil - Grant Sarver Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 No, I think he tied his safety line off to the tree. You know what a stickler he is about safety. We love you dearly Jerry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakedanvil - Grant Sarver Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I can just see Frosty when one of his grand kids asks how he got them scars and he tells about the time he was attacked by a "Great White". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HWooldridge Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 You boys are pretty rough - I hope he's laughing... Frosty was giving me grief for mashin' my hand in a power hammer then he goes and gets his butt whipped by a tree, go figure. Glad you are back, mi amigo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakedanvil - Grant Sarver Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 We may be a "little" nervous about roasting him like this, but I'll bet he's ROFLHAO. Think I know him that much (I hope anyway). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted December 14, 2009 Author Share Posted December 14, 2009 (edited) Hello, and thanks for watching the nature channel. Today we are deep in the Alaskan wilderness, attempting to locate the fabled, "Great White Birch"! Legends abound in this area, about this cunning trees abilities. It has been said that it waits patiently for it's victims, biding its time, until an unwary woodcutter strolls along. Then when its victim least expects it, it lets out a horrible scream, freezing its victim in place, then delivers a whallop, breaking bones, altering facial features, and removing memories, making hash of grey matter, and just generally being a pain in the rear. A recent victim known as AKAFROSTY, something of a local legend all his own, was hospitalized for several weeks, and if not for his faithful companion Deb, might not have made it at all. We asked him to take us out for the hunt, but when asked, he rolled his eyes up in his head, began quivering, slobbering and making incoherent noises. Stay tuned as the hunt continues, after these brief messages from our sponsors, Splints -R- us... Bandages plus, and Skingrafts incorporated. Edited December 14, 2009 by divermike just couldn't pass up a little more!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasPowers Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 (edited) Alaska used to be owned by Russia and in Russia the Tree cuts you! Edited December 15, 2009 by ThomasPowers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Creek Blacksmith Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Heat with Natural gas...It's safer than the Great White Brick, oops Birch!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 You boys are pretty rough - I hope he's laughing... Frosty was giving me grief for mashin' my hand in a power hammer then he goes and gets his butt whipped by a tree, go figure. Glad you are back, mi amigo. You're joinin in Hollis? Darn I AM in for it! I gotta say this feels so MUCH better than all the messages saying how sorry someone is I was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Let er rip Hollis, I'm still alive in spite of everything. I'm loving life, let it rip gang, I'm sure I deserve it. AKFrosty57 is the handle Deb had to settle for when signing me up with a Yahoo E-mail acct so I could do some surfin at the hospital. This is MY home comp and is signed on under my old handle. If you see AKFrosty57 it just means I'm downstairs on Deb's laptop . . . Computer! Not HER laptop! Frosty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 (edited) Alaska used to be owned by Russia and in Russia the Tree cuts you! WOW! I'm sure glad I don't live in Russia. This particular average size Great White . . . Birch did a pretty thorough job just clubbing the xxxx out of me! They don't need no blades! Det cord next time? Anyone want to come visit while I'm playing with high explosives? Frosty Edited August 7, 2010 by Glenn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBrann Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 You ever notice nasty attacks get funnier the farther away and the more healing that happens? I am hoping there was a great bonfire to celebrate Frosty's home coming!! ... ordinarily I would suggest roasting the offending creature.. but I am not up for that much fiber.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 (edited) Well Mike, you've stumbled onto something most every Alaskan knows from a young age. All Alaska's wildlife has a place. . . Right next to the potatoes. The Great White . . . Birch has it's place too, right under the BBQ grill! This reply brought to you by my sponser. Gray Matters! FrostyHello, and thanks for watching the nature channel. Today we are deep in the Alaskan wilderness, attempting to locate the fabled, "Great White Birch"! Legends abound in this area, about this cunning trees abilities. It has been said that it waits patiently for it's victims, biding its time, until an unwary woodcutter strolls along. Then when its victim least expects it, it lets out a horrible scream, freezing its victim in place, then delivers a whallop, breaking bones, altering facial features, and removing memories, making hash of grey matter, and just generally being a pain in the rear. A recent victim known as AKAFROSTY, something of a local legend all his own, was hospitalized for several weeks, and if not for his faithful companion Deb, might not have made it at all. We asked him to take us out for the hunt, but when asked, he rolled his eyes up in his head, began quivering, slobbering and making incoherent noises. Stay tuned as the hunt continues, after these brief messages from our sponsors, Splints -R- us... Bandages plus, and Skingrafts incorporated. Edited December 15, 2009 by Frosty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Heat with Natural gas...It's safer than the Great White Brick, oops Birch!!!! Are you saying Nat gas in Ohio doesn't explode? I've never heard of a house in Alaska being blown all over the neighborhood by a Great White . . . Birch explosion. Frosty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted December 15, 2009 Author Share Posted December 15, 2009 I think Frosty ought to make toothpicks out of it and send one to all of his roasters!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 You ever notice nasty attacks get funnier the farther away and the more healing that happens? I am hoping there was a great bonfire to celebrate Frosty's home coming!! ... ordinarily I would suggest roasting the offending creature.. but I am not up for that much fiber.. This particular Great White . . . Birch got bucked and split into stovewood by a group of men from our church. Fack is, it's cheerily crackling away in the Jotul as I type. Heck, as soon as I stop laughing enough to safely walk down the stairs I think I'll go down and moon it. Winter is the season for bun warming you know. Frosty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted December 15, 2009 Author Share Posted December 15, 2009 yikes, not a mental image I need to carry around now, any bandages left to cover it all up?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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