Well, I heard they did a brain scan and didn't find anything.

Really? When did they do a brain scan on ya Grant?

Frosty

The MRI just picked up a whole load of forge scale and steel scraps. - JK

And THAT'S exactly why I can't even go into a room with an operating MRI, I have too much iron in my hide and eyes. The spinning magnetic fields tends to turn iron and steel chips into little blender blades in your bod. There have been people killed when someone left a wrench or pliers or screwdriver in the room before loading a patient and turning it on. The two specific cases I heard about were a crescent wrench and another was an oxy bottle. In both cases the steel was drawn into the center of the magnetic fields and spun at several hundred RPM, killing the patients.

Frosty

You could be the poster boy for the "Tree Huggers"!

Just turn over a new leaf , not the whole darn tree

Just turn over a new leaf , not the whole darn tree

Where were YOU before the attack John? Fat lot of good 20/20 hindsight advice does!

Frosty

You could be the poster boy for the "Tree Huggers"!

Uh huh. Just like you could be the poster old coot for brain scans Grant.

I AM loving this thread guys. Thanks. Frosty

We're just getting warmed up. I was holding back waiting for your reaction. So, ya hear the one about the birch tree that went into Wendy's and after he finished his burger decided he'd knock down a Frosty?

Edited December 15, 200916 yr by nakedanvil

When I talked to Frosty's doctor he told me "He's not outa the woods yet"!

Didn't mind havin' to get Frosty outa the tree, but getting the tree outa Frosty??????

Edited December 15, 200916 yr by nakedanvil

"Hey Maud, you notice the birch trees are getting Frosty early this year"?

Edited December 16, 200916 yr by nakedanvil

Oh, you're killin me! Lord GRANT me strength.

Frosty

We got ya in stitches yet? Doh, too late!

That's O.K if you want to call me "lord GRANT"!

Edited December 16, 200916 yr by nakedanvil

Uh huh. Just like you could be the poster old coot for brain scans Grant.

I AM loving this thread guys. Thanks. Frosty

"Could be"? I am the poster boy for the OC of A (Old Coots of America). Don't you remember I dispense S.T.O.C.K.?*

*Stuff The Old Coot Knows

Oh boy! it's an Old Coot fight! Just watch out that they don't CANE any spectators! and be careful of the S in the S.T.O.C.K they are throwing around!

Phil

Speaking of "poster boys", I'm not the one with SIX-THOUSAND posts. All the time you spend here, it's a wonder you have any time for tree cutting. (Snicker-snicker).

ahhhh the roast is goin fine......pass the birch beer over HERE. Where's that line forming for the tree huggin dance lessons?. Frostilio........do I need to lead.........of just kick back and wait till that birch puts her limb on my shoulder an winks?

Frosty can give as good as he gets - never fear. And that Great White did more than whip his BUTT ... it pretty much whupped him head to toe. Literally.
-De

You boys are pretty rough - I hope he's laughing...

Frosty was giving me grief for mashin' my hand in a power hammer then he goes and gets his butt whipped by a tree, go figure. Glad you are back, mi amigo.

Hey! I didn't just "settle" for that ID. My son Dan and I gave it great thought ... seeing as the ID "Frosty" was already taken. Besides, AKFrosty57 is easy to remember - at least it will be until his next birthday .

Oh, just in case anyone is confused ... this is De (Frosty's other half) this time. I thought I may as well USE the "AKFrosty57" ID since I went to all the trouble to set it up.

Sooo ... if you see "AKFrosty57" here, you can scratch your head and wonder which of us it is. If you can't figure it out by the wordage, maybe one or the other of us will take pity and sign it.
-De

AKFrosty57 is the handle Deb had to settle for when signing me up with a Yahoo E-mail acct so I could do some surfin at the hospital. This is MY home comp and is signed on under my old handle. If you see AKFrosty57 it just means I'm downstairs on Deb's laptop . . . Computer! Not HER laptop!
Frosty

Sooo ... I guess maybe it was a good thing I got to the Emergency room and mentioned that little tidbit of info before they rolled you off to the MRI room. EH? They were still busy pulling Great White ... Birch "teeth" from your skull when I arrived. Bad Birch. BAAAD Birch.
-De

And THAT'S exactly why I can't even go into a room with an operating MRI, I have too much iron in my hide and eyes. The spinning magnetic fields tends to turn iron and steel chips into little blender blades in your bod.
Frosty

Hey Grant ... where did you *think* Frosty came up with the wherewithal to create six-thousand POSTS? Whittling posts from trees, much less hunting Great White ... Birch, is darned hard work!
-De (hiding in the woods after *that* one )

Speaking of "poster boys", I'm not the one with SIX-THOUSAND posts. All the time you spend here, it's a wonder you have any time for tree cutting. (Snicker-snicker).

All this roasting is making me hungry ... I think I'll make like a tree and leaf. Oh, before I go though - it looks like the age-old question has finally been definitively answered.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody sees it, does it still make noise? Arrgghh! Never mind - we may never know ... he wasn't WATCHING.

Hey! What is FROSTY'S least favorite month?

Sep-timber!

Love you guys - keep him smilin'.
-De

I know,

I think I read that Frosty tried to tie the tree off to control the fall. I guess the bark was worse than the bight.

Again, Welcome back Frosty.

Bill

Wow Bill, if that's knot funny I don't know what is!

Fosty

yikes, not a mental image I need to carry around now, any bandages left to cover it all up??

Sorry about causing a straining mental image Mike, I'll send a pic tomorrow.

Anything for a friend you know.
Frosty

"Could be"? I am the poster boy for the OC of A (Old Coots of America). Don't you remember I dispense S.T.O.C.K.?*

*Stuff The Old Coot Knows

Dispence stock? You mean like a barn door?

Wow, I'm really going to have to think this through!

Frosty

Speaking of "poster boys", I'm not the one with SIX-THOUSAND posts. All the time you spend here, it's a wonder you have any time for tree cutting. (Snicker-snicker).

Just because I'm not an old Huntin Pecker like you Grant. Yeah, believe it or not some of us can type more than a word a day or so AND kill trees. Okay, okay kill cooperative trees. When you going to go after that Cottonwood?

Frosty