Valentin Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 Hmm i don't have one Need to start thinking deep about it ! :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solvarr Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 " I'm just the village blacksmith " It's a way of thinking. I support my local SCA group in central North Carolina and I'll have a forge at Pennsic this year. I make whatever is needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerkid Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 ain`t got one neither valentin guess I`ll get to thinking about one though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabre Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 My favorite Red Green is still: "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!" LOL same here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalmangeler Posted June 29, 2008 Share Posted June 29, 2008 I don't really have a moto but I will say this, If the women don't find you handsome or handy they will still be able to find you by following the dirty tracks across the clean floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 "Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work". - Stephen King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 I don't really have a moto but I will say this, If the women don't find you handsome or handy they will still be able to find you by following the dirty tracks across the clean floor. Remind me to have you take your shoes off next time you're over, I don't need you giving Deb any ideas. Frosty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StPat Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 This is one an old man told me many years ago, seems appropriate for the times. " All progress is change, however, not all change is progress" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryM Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 "If you like want we do tell your friends. If don't like want we are doing tell us" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderstrike Posted June 30, 2008 Share Posted June 30, 2008 Well I thought of this one not to long ago. " Serenity at 2000 degree's " I'm new to the craft and have just started learning the basics so it's nothing catchy or funny. Just something I thought of while working. Since I'm working with well very hot metal I focus more and the worries of the day melt away. ~TS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurlyGeorge Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 (edited) RATE SCHEDULE-----Answers......$1.00-------Answers that require thought.......$2.00-------Correct answers........$4.00-------Dumb looks are still free!! Edited July 1, 2008 by CurlyGeorge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden_eagle Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 "if you run out of propane, then takeover the grill, if you run out of charcoal, takeover the the fireplace, if you run out of wood.... ask your buddy for more propane, charcoal, wood, and go to the forge... Repeat cycle till you complete project..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurlyGeorge Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 If it's difficult, we do it immediately. If it's impossible, it takes a little longer. Miracles by appointment, only!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quenchcrack Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 I still like "If you can't fix it with a hammer, it's an electrical problem". I think I read that here but I'd be darned if I can find it again. Cheers to whoever posted it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerkid Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 ;)I think Mike Tanner did (yesteryearforge) Yeah itsa good un! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeaverDamForge Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 If it's difficult, we do it immediately. If it's impossible, it takes a little longer. Miracles by appointment, only!!!!! That reminds me of "I have done so much with so little for so long that I can now do anything with nothing." Good Luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CurlyGeorge Posted July 2, 2008 Share Posted July 2, 2008 That, too, is a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quenchcrack Posted July 3, 2008 Share Posted July 3, 2008 StPat, that sounds like a variation on a passage from The Gaulic Wars by Julius Caesar: "There are those in everyman's army who would accept change as a reasonable substitute for progress". Yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfb343 Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Your village called, and they're requesting I return thier idiot. This works well for me since I dont have any real customers other than "hey buddy" jobs from friends and inlaws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dief Posted July 4, 2008 Share Posted July 4, 2008 Mine is "I don't do straight lines". If they want that kind of job I send them to one of the local fab shops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeplokd Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 I was always partial to "Dog Latin" - "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati. --- When all else fails, play dead." "Carpo Glacialis Terminus. --- Seize the COLD end!" "Illegitimi Non Carborundum. --- Don't let the xxxxxxxxx grind you down." Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Martin Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 "Enter the dragon's lair, bring forth her rage, forge it into shape." That's mine. Edit: Lol, my post is almost my signature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Isn't that, "Carpe Extremitas Frigus"? Wait a sec, I couldn't find a dog Latin translator online. Never mind. My signoff on another forum. Frosty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Czar Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Get bent (and twisted) :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichHallstrom Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 SPEED - QUALITY - PRICE Pick any two. My friend had this sign hanging in his print shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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