Glenn

You Might be a Farrier if .... Copyright © 2002 - 2007 IFORGEIRON.COM, All rights reserved. 017 If you need help getting out of bed and to the shower to loosen up in the morning. 016 If you go through more than three shirts a day in the summer time. 015 If you are kinda stiff untill you get one horse done. 014 If your wife lifes the smell of burning hoof. 013 If your chaps stan in the corner by there self. 012 If you wash your hands better before you go to the bathroom than after. 011 If you know not all frogs are good to eat. 010 If your toung was pierced using a horseshoe nail. you know not all frogs are good to eat" 009 If you make your living with your butt higher than your head. 008 If you don't come when you are called, and don't go out when it rains. 007 If you might be a farrier if you watch a pretty woman walking away from you and get distracted trying to determine if she is lame in her ankle or if she is just shod improperly. 006 If you are able to leap a tall horse at a single bound! 005 If you put shoes on a 1200 pound animal, nail them in place, then walk away. 004 If you are a teller of tall tails and extraordanary feats. 003 If you remember you have not had lunch as it starts getting dark. 002 If you get bit, kicked, and/or stomped on - daily. 001 If you work with your head down.

You Might be a Knifemaker if ... Copyright 2002 - 2007 IFORGEIRON.COM, All rights reserved. 020 If your toaster over has never had food in it. 019 If you go in search of Osage trees not for the fruit but for the wood. 018 If you cant go to work because of a crushed thumb but you can hand sand a blade. 017 If you are missing part of one ear where the buffer� snatched a blade from our hand and sent it by your head at 1000 mph ! 016 If that blade the buffer snatched from your hands is still stuck in the ceiling. 015 If you keep bandaids in your wallet! 014 If you pick up bits of old welding rod because they make real nice pins. 013 If you own more gallons of peanut oil than fast-food restaurants. 012 If a #64 bit isn't for the carburator, it's for the pin-hole. 011 If you use mustard, lemon juice, vinegar but don't cook. 010 If you dig through piles of scrap lumber looking for burl. 009 If you know that antler and bone make their own glue. 008 If you have made glue from antler and bone then swore never to do that again 007 If your children know what 15N20 is 006 If your child won the science fair with a heat-treat rig 005 If you spend more money on belts than on groceries 004 If the cops cant finger print you because you burned all the skin off your fingers while knife grinding. 003 If the buffer slings a blade by your ear and it hits the roof but dosent cut your ear off. 002 If you leave DNA (blood samples) on your work. 001 If you count ten fingers and consider it a good day.

You Might be a Tinsmith Copyright © 2002 - 2007 IFORGEIRON.COM, All rights reserved. 003 If you have ever done a pencil rubbing from a panel of a pie safe. 002 If your fingerprints have straight lines (from cuts). 001 If you carry band-aids in your wallet.

You Might be a Coppersmith . . . Copyright © 2002 - 2007 IFORGEIRON.COM, All rights reserved. 005 If you know which year copper pennies were made from steel 004 If you know which year pennies started using alloys 003 If you ask the name of the company that did the copper work so you can get their scraps. 002 If you think patina is a colour. 001 If you look at the green roof of a building and wonder how you can achieve the same patina in just hours.