ironrosefarms Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 (edited) The moment the news showed the lad's accident Doowee was walking through the GATE at the lads home and Cheatum went to pick up a neck brace, all the while Howe was preparing his RANT to convince the jurors! Edited February 3, 2009 by ironrosefarms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 As FATE would have it the judge knew Doowee from college and still wanted the money he lent him. Cheatum had embarrassed the judge once by making passes at his wife. Howe tried but nothing he tried moved the judge till he finally realized it and said, "I just CAN'T win this one!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 The now LATE lad has passed from his injuries and his Lass didn't get a CENT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 (edited) Just as his MATE would have it, the money came and WENT. Edited February 4, 2009 by divermike doh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Just like the due DATE on a bill, the money must be SENT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 And at that RATE she'll never make the RENT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 Ahhh but she got a tip on the big RACE and if that don't work out she'll be living in a TENT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tech413 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 The jockey better pick up the PACE or she'll be quite BENT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 If she wins she has already picked out a new LACE dress, but I can tell you that if she loses I don't want to be the one to hear her VENT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 if she vents, it will cause her to get red in the FACE, and if she does not it will all get PENT up inside her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tech413 Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 eventually the red will FADE, but she still won't have a CENT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 I'm thinking she'll have it MADE if she can meet a rich GENT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted February 5, 2009 Share Posted February 5, 2009 They got a house in DADE and always celibrate LENT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 This whole story has me in a DAZE, I imagine it wouldn't even be capture-able in the LENS for a cheap B movie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 She's quite the lass, even for a cheap B-movie DATE she shaves her LEGS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 Maybe it is just FATE but to watch a B-movie of this quality we will need several KEGS (and I don't drink!!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 But her name is FAYE and she's free with the KEYS after emptying a couple kegs that is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted February 7, 2009 Share Posted February 7, 2009 But her FAME came from the KEDS commercials she did years ago... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
element Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 BEDS are good.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 As FATE would have it all the other actors were sneaky REDS so she had to slip away from the loafers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 The DATE she most remembers is the day the FEDS came in and confiscated her shoe collection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 I came in kida LATE tonight, and after reading Frostys posts below, I laughed so hard, I'm gonna need some MEDS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 9, 2009 Share Posted February 9, 2009 After the feds released her she stopped by Mike's and he was laughing so hard he was knocking things over so she straightened her LACE sniffed at the MESS and left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 I better post here soon so I keep up the PACE, I sure wouldn't want the MOSS to grow under my feet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 (edited) Oh great! If this is a RACE I'll have to learn to deal with my inevitable LOSS! Edited February 10, 2009 by Frosty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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