The moment the news showed the lad's accident Doowee was walking through the GATE at the lads home and Cheatum went to pick up a neck brace, all the while Howe was preparing his RANT to convince the jurors!

Edited February 3, 200917 yr by ironrosefarms

As FATE would have it the judge knew Doowee from college and still wanted the money he lent him. Cheatum had embarrassed the judge once by making passes at his wife. Howe tried but nothing he tried moved the judge till he finally realized it and said, "I just CAN'T win this one!"

The now LATE lad has passed from his injuries and his Lass didn't get a CENT

Just as his MATE would have it, the money came and WENT.

Edited February 4, 200917 yr by divermike
doh!

Just like the due DATE on a bill, the money must be SENT

And at that RATE she'll never make the RENT.

Ahhh but she got a tip on the big RACE and if that don't work out she'll be living in a TENT

The jockey better pick up the PACE or she'll be quite BENT

If she wins she has already picked out a new LACE dress, but I can tell you that if she loses I don't want to be the one to hear her VENT!!!

if she vents, it will cause her to get red in the FACE, and if she does not it will all get PENT up inside her.

eventually the red will FADE, but she still won't have a CENT

I'm thinking she'll have it MADE if she can meet a rich GENT.

They got a house in DADE and always celibrate LENT.

This whole story has me in a DAZE, I imagine it wouldn't even be capture-able in the LENS for a cheap B movie...

She's quite the lass, even for a cheap B-movie DATE she shaves her LEGS.

Maybe it is just FATE but to watch a B-movie of this quality we will need several KEGS

(and I don't drink!!!)

But her name is FAYE and she's free with the KEYS after emptying a couple kegs that is

But her FAME came from the KEDS commercials she did years ago...

BEDS are good..

As FATE would have it all the other actors were sneaky REDS so she had to slip away from the loafers

The DATE she most remembers is the day the FEDS came in and confiscated her shoe collection

I came in kida LATE tonight, and after reading Frostys posts below, I laughed so hard, I'm gonna need some MEDS!!!

After the feds released her she stopped by Mike's and he was laughing so hard he was knocking things over so she straightened her LACE sniffed at the MESS and left.

I better post here soon so I keep up the PACE, I sure wouldn't want the MOSS to grow under my feet...

Oh great! If this is a RACE I'll have to learn to deal with my inevitable LOSS!

Edited February 10, 200917 yr by Frosty