triw Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 going back to fishing maybe you will catch a kelt (a salmon that has spawned) I will refrain from comments about hiding it under your kilt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 A kelt in your kilt will make you MELT and WILT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 And perhaps MOLT and WELT... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 To do two, MOST will have to loosen their BELT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I get MIST in my eyes, when I see you guys doing your BEST work here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 I have it on my LIST to come by and take this TEST... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Alas my list was LOST but I have found it and now have renewed ZEST... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Each POST made here is a chance to either be a PEST or a help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I'm glad our HOST allows us to have a little fun and allows us our quips and the occasional JEST. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 MOST of the time back in high school I got away with writing the answers to the TEST on the classroom window with an invisible ink pen that was the prize in a box of alphabets cereal... (teacher always wondered why I wore sunglasses) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 Run the sail up the MAST LEST we all just sit here and die matey.... ARRRRRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 And if you're a pirate at sea you'll end up buried at sea MASS LESS. Seems the forum changeover and bugs lost a couple of my early replies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 The scurvy lads then chased a defenseless LASS after spying her through the LENS of their scope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 He and the lass got a fishing pole and caught some BASS, they decided to share it with the lad who LENT the gear to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 The lad who lent the gear could not hardly believe the MASS of the bass, so he SENT it for mounting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 But the taxidermist had to PASS because the mass of the bass BENT his table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 (edited) He had eaten bass in the PAST, but had sworn it off for LENT. Edited January 29, 2009 by divermike spell check Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheftjcook Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 His swearing off bass will never LAST! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 The bass fell and broke the lads leg, put him in a CAST and the doctors SENT him to bed rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 It was such a serious CASE the cast was so huge it made a TENT of his bed sheets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 He swung his huge cast around and hit a VASE, it shattered and pieces tore a huge RENT in the tent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 A CASE I believe we have said the GENT from Doowee, Cheatum and Howe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 If you CARE, somewhere away from Doowee Cheatum and Howe you'll have him SENT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 A RARE breed is those who WENT against Doowee Cheatum and Howe and won! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 They don't RATE high with me but if that's who you WANT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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