January 21, 200917 yr going back to fishing maybe you will catch a kelt (a salmon that has spawned) I will refrain from comments about hiding it under your kilt
January 27, 200917 yr I'm glad our HOST allows us to have a little fun and allows us our quips and the occasional JEST.
January 27, 200917 yr MOST of the time back in high school I got away with writing the answers to the TEST on the classroom window with an invisible ink pen that was the prize in a box of alphabets cereal... (teacher always wondered why I wore sunglasses)
January 28, 200917 yr And if you're a pirate at sea you'll end up buried at sea MASS LESS. Seems the forum changeover and bugs lost a couple of my early replies.
January 28, 200917 yr The scurvy lads then chased a defenseless LASS after spying her through the LENS of their scope.
January 28, 200917 yr He and the lass got a fishing pole and caught some BASS, they decided to share it with the lad who LENT the gear to them.
January 28, 200917 yr The lad who lent the gear could not hardly believe the MASS of the bass, so he SENT it for mounting.
January 29, 200917 yr He had eaten bass in the PAST, but had sworn it off for LENT. Edited January 29, 200917 yr by divermike spell check
January 29, 200917 yr The bass fell and broke the lads leg, put him in a CAST and the doctors SENT him to bed rest.
January 29, 200917 yr It was such a serious CASE the cast was so huge it made a TENT of his bed sheets.
January 30, 200917 yr He swung his huge cast around and hit a VASE, it shattered and pieces tore a huge RENT in the tent.
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