Ferrous Beuler Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Having LOTS of time on my hands I might take a seat to watch the next amazing FEAT of the cirque de merde... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 I'm sure you'll have POTS of fun, especially if your SEAT is close to the stage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 I can see it now, a bunch of drunken SOTS, laughing and pointing at the amazing flying FEAT I will have performed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Actually I was visualizing a bunch of drunken SODS point and laughing at the flying PEAT you will have launched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 The pigs, thinking themselves GODS stood their line like the last play in a superbowl but couldn't stand the HEAT and folded in the face of superior talent and quickly exited the field of conflict hoping to regroup... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 I love pigs for their BODS, they're mostly tasty MEAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 The pig BODY is an awesome FEAT of biological engineering, and yes Frosty, it sure is yummy, but better cook it good!! Brain worms kinda suck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Good tip, I'll have a good stiff TODY before I eat the MEAT, that'll fix everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 I'll keep the BODY, you can have the FEAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Ironpumping pigs develop BODS like greek gods that even Governator Schwarzenegger would FEAR... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Sells Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 sounds yummy, pass the BBQ sauce please... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 With iron pumping pigs for BUDS Arnold might want to push the BBQ sauce to the REAR of the fridge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 After the heavy lifting, his buds got into the SUDS, and lamented the illegalization of steroids, shedding many a TEAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 After a few rounds of suds his buds started trying on his wife's DUDS. Unfortunately their tails were getting crimped so they solved it with a tear to the rear but his wife's reaction was a BEAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Sensing the worse the pigs formed tag teams of dynamic DUOS in a bid to fight their way out but Mrs. Governator was too NEAR and already upon them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Still, the pigs felt that since they'd paid their union DUES, Mrs. Guvernator was beholden to them for her husband's continued employment. Too bad she didn't agree and introduced them to her smoking GEAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Yet in the ensuing DUEL her gat had a problem with the SEAR and the pigs made good their escape... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 And off they ran in their pairs singing DUET tunes and shaking their piggly wiggly REARs in time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 The little piggies ran ahweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way home where they gorged on SUET and PEARs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 after the wolf blew down the houses, the pigs SUED, and had to build thier domicile out of PEAT, MMMMMMM ribssssss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Shortly thereafter it snowed enough the pigs got out their SLED to play. Afterwords they warmed up with a hearty soup made from PEAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 After they warmed up, their injuries BLED, and they wrapped them up, took to ship, and sailed the seven SEAS! FINALLY THEY WENT WEE WEE WEE... ALL DA WAY HOME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 Aboard ship they enjoyed eating salads with BLUE cheese dressing and sipping exotic TEAS. Actually pigs go WEE WEE WEE wherever they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted March 3, 2009 Share Posted March 3, 2009 The pigs found life in the navy ain't all gravy as the chief had them scrub the FLUE and swab the TEAK decks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted March 4, 2009 Share Posted March 4, 2009 So they tried to FLEE in a rubber raft colored TEAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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