February 17, 200917 yr Being an immigrant the nude turk scored a PERK with a stimulus package job on a scientific survey of the bark in the park but they made him do it in the DARK...
February 18, 200917 yr The JERK took his money and ran, the company said HARK-- we can just get more employees with the billions from bailout.
February 18, 200917 yr Fortunately it was a ZERK fitting company the jerk took for a ride and the old hands hired someone to properly grease the HACK before he could bail out.
February 18, 200917 yr Until now the number of times i have seen the word zerk was ZERO, leave it to a JACK of all trades to enlighten me!
February 18, 200917 yr The problem with this story is we have no HERO... I think we need to go BACK and write one in...
February 18, 200917 yr Our hero wore a mask on his HEAD made from an old paper SACK, so to hide his identity!
February 18, 200917 yr Our hero was very sad, as people READ the news paper about the sack wearing weirdo, they decided he was a HACK!
February 18, 200917 yr However, what people didn't realize as they read the LEAD story about the mystery hero is they literally didn't know JACK about him. Which of course was his plan.
February 18, 200917 yr Until now the number of times i have seen the word zerk was ZERO, leave it to a JACK of all trades to enlighten me! That's because Frosty is from the olden times and still has a dictionary full of words nobody knows anymore. Notice his reference to "necking in a rumble seat" in the word association thread, even Fred Flintstone's car was new enough that it didn't have a rumble seat! :o
February 18, 200917 yr That's what happens when the evil doers draw a BEAD on a genuine super duper hero, of course they LACK brains to earn an honest living so what would you expect. Yeah, I know what a Zerk fitting and a rumble seat is, worked as a grease monkey in my youth and actually LISTENED to my father. Of course Fred's car didn't have a rumble seat, Wilma put her foot down. Kids these days. SHEESH!
February 18, 200917 yr Our hero could cold BEND a four foot long piece of railroad rail around the BACK of his neck...
February 18, 200917 yr Sometimes experiences can LEND insight into what may happen next like when you see doggy doo and step in it but next time don't wise up when once again a pile is in your path but you LACK the learning curve so...
February 19, 200917 yr When you're that much of a slow boat ne'er do well you deserve it when our hero detains you, cops arrest you, judge finds you guilty and they SEND you to jail where you end up wearing LACE for your cell mate.
February 19, 200917 yr When your cell mate tells you that wearing the lace will help him help you MEND the sorrows of being in jail, you begin to PACE in your cell, remembering when doggy doo was the worst of your problems...
February 19, 200917 yr Don't drop the soap, or you will have to FEND off unwanted affection, too bad they do not allow MACE for personal protection.
February 19, 200917 yr I would have to write to my wife and have her SEND me a cake with a file in it so I could MAKE good my escape... Edited February 19, 200917 yr by Dan OHare
February 19, 200917 yr Hopefully I'll never be SENT to prison but if so and my wife doesn't send me a file in a CAKE I'll haunt her. I won't even wait to die either!
February 20, 200917 yr Frosty, they would have to send you down south to that sheriff that puts inmates in a desert TENT, and lets them think about their crimes while their brains BAKE.
February 20, 200917 yr Then after Bubba gets done with you the warden calls you in to give you a piece of his MIND, since his mind is mighty small he has everything wrote down on a PAGE in his notebook.
February 20, 200917 yr His piece of mind goes something like this... I bet you feel like you sat on a land MINE , if I were you i would be in a fit of RAGE, enjoy your stay.
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