kasaino Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 The same turk who used to lurk at a PARK picking BARK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Being an immigrant the nude turk scored a PERK with a stimulus package job on a scientific survey of the bark in the park but they made him do it in the DARK... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 The JERK took his money and ran, the company said HARK-- we can just get more employees with the billions from bailout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Fortunately it was a ZERK fitting company the jerk took for a ride and the old hands hired someone to properly grease the HACK before he could bail out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasaino Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Until now the number of times i have seen the word zerk was ZERO, leave it to a JACK of all trades to enlighten me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 The problem with this story is we have no HERO... I think we need to go BACK and write one in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Our hero could ride HERD on the dissenters, of which we have no LACK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Our hero wore a mask on his HEAD made from an old paper SACK, so to hide his identity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasaino Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Our hero was very sad, as people READ the news paper about the sack wearing weirdo, they decided he was a HACK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 However, what people didn't realize as they read the LEAD story about the mystery hero is they literally didn't know JACK about him. Which of course was his plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasaino Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Like Clark Kent! he could LEAP tall buildings, and PACK a powerful punch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 When the bad guys tried to put LEAD into him it just bounced BACK... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Until now the number of times i have seen the word zerk was ZERO, leave it to a JACK of all trades to enlighten me! That's because Frosty is from the olden times and still has a dictionary full of words nobody knows anymore. Notice his reference to "necking in a rumble seat" in the word association thread, even Fred Flintstone's car was new enough that it didn't have a rumble seat! :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasaino Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 lol! I mean umm that was not kind ....YABA DABA DOO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 That's what happens when the evil doers draw a BEAD on a genuine super duper hero, of course they LACK brains to earn an honest living so what would you expect. Yeah, I know what a Zerk fitting and a rumble seat is, worked as a grease monkey in my youth and actually LISTENED to my father. Of course Fred's car didn't have a rumble seat, Wilma put her foot down. Kids these days. SHEESH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Our hero could cold BEND a four foot long piece of railroad rail around the BACK of his neck... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 Sometimes experiences can LEND insight into what may happen next like when you see doggy doo and step in it but next time don't wise up when once again a pile is in your path but you LACK the learning curve so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 When you're that much of a slow boat ne'er do well you deserve it when our hero detains you, cops arrest you, judge finds you guilty and they SEND you to jail where you end up wearing LACE for your cell mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasaino Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 When your cell mate tells you that wearing the lace will help him help you MEND the sorrows of being in jail, you begin to PACE in your cell, remembering when doggy doo was the worst of your problems... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Don't drop the soap, or you will have to FEND off unwanted affection, too bad they do not allow MACE for personal protection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 (edited) I would have to write to my wife and have her SEND me a cake with a file in it so I could MAKE good my escape... Edited February 19, 2009 by Dan OHare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 Hopefully I'll never be SENT to prison but if so and my wife doesn't send me a file in a CAKE I'll haunt her. I won't even wait to die either! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Frosty, they would have to send you down south to that sheriff that puts inmates in a desert TENT, and lets them think about their crimes while their brains BAKE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Then after Bubba gets done with you the warden calls you in to give you a piece of his MIND, since his mind is mighty small he has everything wrote down on a PAGE in his notebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasaino Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 His piece of mind goes something like this... I bet you feel like you sat on a land MINE , if I were you i would be in a fit of RAGE, enjoy your stay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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