while with a sad voice sigh "Oh DEAR!"

It's still better than bein et by a BEAR!

That griz would slurp you up like a PEAR!

you can run but youl trip on a banana peel, the bear wont FEAR u anymore because hes gonna laugh on his way home.

If you could outrun that ol griz that would be a FEAT of fleet feet...

If you're lucky it's a slow old bear with FLAT feet.

Flat feet and lots of FLAB...
(that ol' boy should get a membership somewhere...)

Standing all day on that SLAB won't help those feet.

Sore feet make you lose concentration, and SLAM your finger with your Hofi hammer.!

Now your finger looks like SPAM...

Maybe you could beg a few alms using them as part of the SCAM.

when they see the SCAB from the slam it will help the scam...

If you don't pay attention to that black line advancing up your arm you could wind up on a SLAB...

If your not nice you could get a SLAP

And wouldn't a slap cause a FLAP!

Such a flap from a slap to the flab and all the ripples would cause waves that one would need to FLAY from their big bad self...

Maybe PLAY a game of..

Far too many play more than they PRAY

It'd be a good idea to pray for protection from the FRAY

Especially if the fray is in the seat of your new GRAY dress britches

It'd be okay if I could get them mended by my old GRAM

Yeh but Gram, to the TRAM to the airport... Gone to the Bahamas I hear?

Yes but she was stopping at the hairdresser first for a quick TRIM.

Her doo is always quite PRIM

You should see the picture of her at her PROM.