triw Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 while with a sad voice sigh "Oh DEAR!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 It's still better than bein et by a BEAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 That griz would slurp you up like a PEAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
element Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 you can run but youl trip on a banana peel, the bear wont FEAR u anymore because hes gonna laugh on his way home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 If you could outrun that ol griz that would be a FEAT of fleet feet... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 If you're lucky it's a slow old bear with FLAT feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Flat feet and lots of FLAB... (that ol' boy should get a membership somewhere...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erastus Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Standing all day on that SLAB won't help those feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted January 10, 2009 Share Posted January 10, 2009 Sore feet make you lose concentration, and SLAM your finger with your Hofi hammer.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Now your finger looks like SPAM... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 Maybe you could beg a few alms using them as part of the SCAM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveh Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 when they see the SCAB from the slam it will help the scam... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted January 11, 2009 Share Posted January 11, 2009 If you don't pay attention to that black line advancing up your arm you could wind up on a SLAB... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul B Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 If your not nice you could get a SLAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 And wouldn't a slap cause a FLAP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Such a flap from a slap to the flab and all the ripples would cause waves that one would need to FLAY from their big bad self... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
element Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Maybe PLAY a game of.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Far too many play more than they PRAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 It'd be a good idea to pray for protection from the FRAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Especially if the fray is in the seat of your new GRAY dress britches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 It'd be okay if I could get them mended by my old GRAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Yeh but Gram, to the TRAM to the airport... Gone to the Bahamas I hear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Yes but she was stopping at the hairdresser first for a quick TRIM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Her doo is always quite PRIM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 You should see the picture of her at her PROM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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