Strongback Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Don't beat yourself to hard you'll raise a Welt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
element Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 All u need is a Belt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
civilwarblacksmith Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 Nothin' like a drunken Celt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
element Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 to drunk i he goes in the drunk tank CELL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 and just as the jail cell door slams behind him, he FELL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
element Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 you could TELL he learnt his lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 But soon he was back at the DELL to retrieve his flask from the wreckage... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Only to find the county the wreckage did SELL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 I hope this little story does not ring a BELL for anyone??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
element Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 hehe drink less and you will feel WELL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strongback Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Drink more but I hope you've prepared your WILL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveh Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 make sure to pay the lawyer's BILL... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triw Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 his bill is a BOLL of barley to be malted and a BOLL of Munich Malt. Note a boll defined is "A Scotch measure, formerly in use: for wheat and beans it contained four Winchester bushels" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Im out of Tequila but I will trade a BOLT of my wifes cloth to get more. Then run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 A bolt for a JOLT? See Mike run. Run Mike RUN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 And cock goes the hammer on her COLT... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Oh baby, time to BOLT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 If she is after you with a colt I think you might want to take the next BOAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 Or snatch a reed for a snorkel as you hide in the MOAT... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 She caught me, so now the point is MOOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveh Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 hope you don't get the BOOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 If you get across the moat and she doesn't catch you and give you the boot... maybe you can get the LOOT??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triw Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 if you run far enough away you may get LOST and not found what a bummer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted December 31, 2008 Share Posted December 31, 2008 To be LOST would be bad indeed but Mike must weigh the COST of hoisting the white flag... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 Maybe as a peace offering I could HOST a small romantic dinner, to get in good graces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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