Don't beat yourself to hard you'll raise a Welt!

All u need is a Belt

Nothin' like a drunken Celt

to drunk i he goes in the drunk tank CELL

and just as the jail cell door slams behind him, he FELL

you could TELL he learnt his lesson.

But soon he was back at the DELL to retrieve his flask from the wreckage...

Only to find the county the wreckage did SELL.

I hope this little story does not ring a BELL for anyone???

hehe drink less and you will feel WELL.

Drink more but I hope you've prepared your WILL.

make sure to pay the lawyer's BILL...

his bill is a BOLL of barley to be malted and a BOLL of Munich Malt. Note a boll defined is "A Scotch measure, formerly in use: for wheat and beans it contained four Winchester bushels"

Im out of Tequila but I will trade a BOLT of my wifes cloth to get more. Then run.

A bolt for a JOLT?

See Mike run. Run Mike RUN!

And cock goes the hammer on her COLT...

Oh baby, time to BOLT!

If she is after you with a colt I think you might want to take the next BOAT

Or snatch a reed for a snorkel as you hide in the MOAT...

She caught me, so now the point is MOOT!

hope you don't get the BOOT

If you get across the moat and she doesn't catch you and give you the boot... maybe you can get the LOOT???

if you run far enough away you may get LOST and not found what a bummer

To be LOST would be bad indeed but Mike must weigh the COST of hoisting the white flag...

Maybe as a peace offering I could HOST a small romantic dinner, to get in good graces.