You'll be leaving at a hasty PACE.

If they catch you, you'll walk the plank with fear on your FACE...

and thus will be your final FATE

and your life will quickly FADE

I just hope your life was not filled with passing FADS but you had purpose and knew your maker

and you didn't spend your time with filthy, petty CADS who really don't even matter

Or spent too much time with radioactive matter and took too many RADS.

Frosty

And that you DID spend enough time at the pub with the LADS...

And lit your space with LEDS

Frosty

....filled your BEDS with flowers

but don't forget the FEDS will have to have their take even when your gone!

because you overdosed on MEDS and now you're laying in the lawn

what a MESS

I wouldn't expect any LESS

Better grab old brown BESS.

A single shot of Jaimeson would be BEST!

To much of that and we will lay you to REST

Edited December 17, 200817 yr by triw

she is a wee LASS...

But a double shot of Genfiddich will give you ZEST...

Just don't drive or they'll give you the TEST!

Maybe I'll skip the Jaimeson and go to Oktober FEST

Drinking and Driving ain't nothin to JEST about

wear your vest about

Edited December 18, 200817 yr by markb

Nor drink a VAST amount.

if you fill a VASE is that a vast amount?