How does one RATE a rave??

Don't be LATE for the rave.

To go to a rave should one bring a DATE ?

Dare, Dare, Dare

Do not play with a DART in a rave

Or fart. Too many close packed people.

Did you arrive in a CART with your date at the rave

CANT be late in the cart with the date to the rave

Pant, Pant, Pant

A cart may be the way to PART

Pare, Pare, Pare

Pare away the outer and get to the PURE

A poreis a small opening.

A PORT is a larger opening

The deal for the port was one big RORT

Sort, Sort, Sort

A pore untended and dirty could turn into a SORE

And would hurt for SURE

Pure, Pure, Pure

A PYRE is a huge fire. (And everyone knows how much I love fire!) ;)

If you take a tire to the UK it is then a TYRE

Tore, Tore, Tore

The tyre tore to the CORE

BORE out the bad parts of that tyre and plug it

No , i'd rather leave it to the pro's then i could hit the golf course & pratice yelling FORE