steveh Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 but there was a FLAW to it all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Because she went to KFC for lunch then spilled her SLAW all over her desk!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 which caused a whole SLEW of problems... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 The boss FLEW off the handle when he seen it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveh Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 and the steam BLEW out his ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triw Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 the steam blew out his ears because the slaw had BLEU cheese in it and he hated the smell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 especially after she BLED all over the slaw and cheese, yuk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 So the boss whipped out a .38 and drew a BEED... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 But she'd already bled out so there was no NEED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 And it all wouldn't have happened if she hadn't tried to FEED herself at her desk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 So she got fired and her job was given to some guy named FRED... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 He got the job because he had kitchen CRED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveh Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 but he couldn't READ the recipes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 as for me, I'd rather have a glass of MEAD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 A nice grog of mead would well compliment a gourmet MEAL prepared by Julia Childes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Too much mead makes some people MEAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 If your in school and get mean you get sent to the DEAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 and if your parents find out, you are DEAD!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 and that would be a bad DEAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 So straighten up and fly right, keep it REAL... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triw Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 (edited) or go fishing and keep it REEL and keep your boat on an even KEEL (is it cheating to do two in one posting???????) Edited January 20, 2009 by triw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belargehair Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 ..hopefully you can catch a fish you are allowed to KEEP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I think 2 words in one post might get you in trouble DEEP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 (edited) And you'll soak your hanky when you begin to WEEP so don't be a WELP... (Doh! Was that two???!!!) Edited January 20, 2009 by Dan OHare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 now you've done it, better run for HELP. you can hide in the Kelp!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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