but there was a FLAW to it all!

Because she went to KFC for lunch then spilled her SLAW all over her desk!!!

which caused a whole SLEW of problems...

The boss FLEW off the handle when he seen it!

and the steam BLEW out his ears.

the steam blew out his ears because the slaw had BLEU cheese in it and he hated the smell

especially after she BLED all over the slaw and cheese, yuk.

So the boss whipped out a .38 and drew a BEED...

But she'd already bled out so there was no NEED

And it all wouldn't have happened if she hadn't tried to FEED herself at her desk!

So she got fired and her job was given to some guy named FRED...

He got the job because he had kitchen CRED

but he couldn't READ the recipes!

as for me, I'd rather have a glass of MEAD!

A nice grog of mead would well compliment a gourmet MEAL prepared by Julia Childes...

Too much mead makes some people MEAN

If your in school and get mean you get sent to the DEAN

and if your parents find out, you are DEAD!!

and that would be a bad DEAL

So straighten up and fly right, keep it REAL...

or go fishing and keep it REEL and keep your boat on an even KEEL
(is it cheating to do two in one posting???????)

Edited January 20, 200917 yr by triw

..hopefully you can catch a fish you are allowed to KEEP.

I think 2 words in one post might get you in trouble DEEP!

And you'll soak your hanky when you begin to WEEP so don't be a WELP...
(Doh! Was that two???!!!)

Edited January 20, 200917 yr by Dan OHare

now you've done it, better run for HELP. you can hide in the Kelp!!