March 18, 200917 yr Dram schram. Oh come, chocolate in the sum of a DRUM would be swell just to dip it PELL mell but unfortunately on your waist it would dwell and look not so well so don't wish for this boon or regret it you will and all too SOON
March 18, 200917 yr Chocolate to some is like a DRUG, and though it is legal to buy and SELL you had better know the consequences... for Chocolate will hang on your mid section and rear like SOOT on the walls of a chimney!!! (By the way it isn't real chocolate unless it is 75% of higher cocoa!!! I especially like the 95% cocoa baking bars!!!)
March 18, 200917 yr Having a midsection like a loader tire is a DRAG for sure and make you look like . . . WELL but if you're really unlucky it'll make you TOOT worse than green moose chili and home brew beer.
March 20, 200917 yr Well I'm not one to BRAG, but my tire has cost quite a bit to build, Let me TELL you, even if I can't quite see my FOOT!! It is a wise man who builds a shed over his tool!!
March 20, 200917 yr I hate to brag but my tire is quite large and the tool shed extremely large but I don't give a hoot or a toot and I surly can't see my boot but it can be a drag not be being able to see your fly tag. Is it up or is it down?
March 20, 200917 yr Don't let that discourage you Martensite. Adventurous types that we are we've modified the word game to three words and if I can figure out which ones Bentiron meant to play I'll demo. Change only one letter per word and put yours in all caps so the rest of us have an idea what you're about. I don't need to BRAY about my tire nor shed both are just right and can ring a BELL with my LOOT.
March 20, 200917 yr Well, I can't figure out bentiron's post eather, so I'm off you frosty- It's a shame, I seem to be going GRAY and my wife says she going to SELL the old COOT
March 20, 200917 yr History students of the blue & GRAY who want to hear the rebel YELL recorded at gettysburg, 70th reunion 1935 and yelled by 90+ year old confederate vets can hear a short clip on youtube and see it in video ta BOOT... Edited March 20, 200917 yr by Dan OHare
March 20, 200917 yr Well I was out looking longingly at my forge, designing a new TRAY, as my skills at organization leave a lot to be desired, when of course I tripped and FELL over a stray chunk of valuable scrap, and got my new jeans all covered in SOOT. Sometimes the duration of trips between working in the forge makes one forget what the last project was all about, and where the detritus was deposited, ah yes, now to go tell the Mrs. and take my butt kicken like a man!!
March 20, 200917 yr I'm sorry to hear about your spill. Are you sure there isn't a bit of FRAY on the cuffs of your jeans? It could be your balance, it might be going to . . . uh. . . WELL. Probably though it's the reason folk who know you call you big FOOT.
March 21, 200917 yr sasquatch for sure, have hammer will PLAY, yet I scurry about PELL mell, dangerously I might add to BOOT!
March 21, 200917 yr Do you have a PLAN while you PELT around, do you spin, shout and jump about or just HOOT?
March 21, 200917 yr My plan is to get a PLAT map and plot out exactly where I will spin and jump. That way I won't have to have FELT the pain of a ROOT being driven through my toe...
March 21, 200917 yr Ah HAH a perfectly precious plat plot PLOY for prancing on the VELT and running RIOT in the rain.
March 21, 200917 yr When I miss my spin, I usually go PLOP, my metal overheated, starts to MELT, I get an injury and need to find an anti BIOT for general well being, man I really had to work at that one, sheesh, this is gettin tough!
March 21, 200917 yr If I overspin I tend to stumble and PLOD erratically in overlapping, semi circular patterns similar to decorations made by a CELT. After a while I tend to find a spot to BLOT with my butt.
March 21, 200917 yr Perhaps 'twas a leprechaun's PLOY to trip you up and it really wasn't just you bumbling at all. Was a BELT delivered, an unseen blow? Those wee people are known to hatch such a mischievous PLOT now and again...
March 22, 200917 yr They do tend to like to PLAY with the larger races, sometimes leaving a WELT, because to them, we just PLOD around mindlessly. Aye Macranin dinda breag, didya neva mock tha rase, ders a canby feat der.
March 22, 200917 yr I suppose it could've been a wee folk PLOY though no blow was DELT nor was I PROD
March 22, 200917 yr If ye be a wry stealthy ghillie ye might catch a glimpse of them at PLAY in the DELL bot not ye be an oaf as ye TROD...
March 23, 200917 yr when we chase them they step aside and yell OLAY, then laugh and TELL each other how stupid we are, just a big CLOD to make fun of.
March 23, 200917 yr With soil of CLAY I can TELL you leveling the dirt floor of my shop may well take my whole CLAN and then some!!!
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