Awash in GLEE were the piggies three until rounded up by a Master Chief in the shore patrol, an ex SEAL...

All looked lost till one of the pigs, GLEN realized he knew the Master Chief, SEAN from way back when.

And so did another of the pigs, GWEN who asked "how have you been, old BEAN"???

All was well till Gwen caught Sean calling her GWYN and she let him it have across the BEAM.

Sean quickly summoned his wizard friend OWYN who cast the spell "strength drain" upon Gwen but that didn't help his eye which swelled like a BEAT...

Of course it didn't help because Sean was blOWYN smoke and OWIN' to his propensity for creative discourse Gwyn tore one of his feet off, poked out his other eye out with it and demanded he top that FEAT

he prayed to ODIN and asked that he would kick her hard in the SEAT!!

Too bad for Sean, with his beat sized eye and poked out lack of the other eye, he was actually praying to ODIE, Garfield's dufus dog buddy. Not that he wasn't already easy MEAT for GWYN.

But something got lost in translation so instead of Odie it was OPIE who showed up with Deputy Fife and they both took one look and said "Wow, that's really NEAT"...

Unfortunately for Gwyn Opie and deputy Fife were obsessed with BBQ and tried to arrest her for her MEAT.

Which they of course confiscated and set about eating but, plah- tastes like PEAT!

Thereby proving you don't want to be the runt of the litter, only found suckling on the hind TEAT.

Like a red headed step child, always getting BEAT...

that big bully Frosty, looks at you like you're dead MEAT!!

What happened to the other word? Can't you guys take the HEAT?

ya know, you don't look so tough sitting there nodding off in that SEAT!!

Drats! Looks like I'm the one who dropped the second word by reusing OPIE, I feel so
DOPY I could just BEAT my head on a wheel of cheese.

Frosty I would not like to think of you adrift on lake ERIE in a DORY and lost on the waves so be a BEAR and use three next time...

Making mistakes like that will damage your reputation, and possibly move you into DORK status, gotta use the old BEAN my friend.

I agree, it was a huge mistake! If it happens again I'll beat my bean on a wheel of BRIE imported from YORK till my thinking is LEAN and mean.

It takes a BRIT to get that close to a wheel of brei as the stench is so awful even with a CORK in each nostril I cannot approach, just too MEAN...

You obviously speak full to the BRIM with . . . Eh HEM, Brei is super mild flavored and goes wonderfully well with smoked PORK. As SEAN would be happy to tell you if the pigs and Gwyn would untie him and pull the ball gag.

Still I find it GRIM, even if steeped in fine PORT and methinks the pigs agree as they have not been SEEN...

Oh get a GRIP, it's tasty in all it's PERT flavors, heck that's where the pigs are they SEEK brie.

When I work my way off the GRID, I might live in a YERT, and maintain a MEEK attitude so as not to draw attention as Sean did.