February 10, 200917 yr Just being in the race is sure to help you save FACE, and will give you good JOSS!
February 12, 200917 yr Frosty is so clever, I feel as if I've got BATS in my belfry, he makes me laugh so hard, I hope my cookies I don't TOSS.
February 12, 200917 yr I've been getting myself in trouble my whole life, I've experienced BANS and job LOSS for my half wit.
February 13, 200917 yr Just went on an errand to the BANK to make a deposit. The BOSS (wife) lets me put money in but I'm not allowed to take any out!...
February 13, 200917 yr Not even if you explain her how cool it would be to drive a TANK with a BOSE sound system?
February 13, 200917 yr I tried to TALK her into that once when I borrowed one from the BASE but she ran me over with it and took it back...
February 13, 200917 yr It must've been the TALE you used trying to talk her onto first base that gave her such a CASE.
February 13, 200917 yr Getting hit by a tank made him turn PALE you could tell when you looked at his FACE.
February 13, 200917 yr The tank killed him, so we had an estate SALE, and hid all the good blacksmithing tools under his ex wifes LACE!
February 13, 200917 yr We put his body in a little boat with a SAIL, and pushed him into the middle of a LAKE
February 13, 200917 yr Whoa! Whoa! I'm still here, but for awhile I did WAIL. I'm still Dan and not yet the LATE Dan...
February 14, 200917 yr Such a grim tale, sounds like someone will go to JAIL, with an undetermined release DATE
February 14, 200917 yr Had to BAIT the gaurds with a bribe for the key to the GATE... (sure I mulled it over for awhile but don't tell HER!)
February 15, 200917 yr No they won't want you as a mate, not with that WART on your nose that is big enough to MAKE your safety glasses protect your forehead!
February 16, 200917 yr I once tried to WARN a guy to wear his safety glasses but he didn't TAKE the advice...
February 16, 200917 yr Must have been born in a BARN not to listen to safety advice, more good advice, dont step on a RAKE
February 16, 200917 yr I just hope a big hot chip didn't BURN itself into his face his eyeball to BAKE!
February 17, 200917 yr This is quite the TURN of events... Now to look at who would BARE the liability if he did get his eyeball baked out of his face...
February 17, 200917 yr Properly trained even an anxious young TURK would wear safety gear so bearing the liability would be a RARE necessity.
February 17, 200917 yr With the foremen I've known if that young Turk did LURK around any shop I've worked in he would not DARE be without his ppe, yesseree...
February 17, 200917 yr I heard of a young Turk who did lurk on a LARK in the shop on a dare in the BARE but no PPe, nosiree.
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