divermike Posted February 10, 2009 Share Posted February 10, 2009 Just being in the race is sure to help you save FACE, and will give you good JOSS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted February 11, 2009 Share Posted February 11, 2009 But when FATE takes over you'll have to TOSS all your plans aside... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Maybe so but can fate face FATS the joss toss BOSS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Frosty is so clever, I feel as if I've got BATS in my belfry, he makes me laugh so hard, I hope my cookies I don't TOSS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I've been getting myself in trouble my whole life, I've experienced BANS and job LOSS for my half wit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Just went on an errand to the BANK to make a deposit. The BOSS (wife) lets me put money in but I'm not allowed to take any out!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Not even if you explain her how cool it would be to drive a TANK with a BOSE sound system? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 I tried to TALK her into that once when I borrowed one from the BASE but she ran me over with it and took it back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 It must've been the TALE you used trying to talk her onto first base that gave her such a CASE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasaino Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Getting hit by a tank made him turn PALE you could tell when you looked at his FACE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 The tank killed him, so we had an estate SALE, and hid all the good blacksmithing tools under his ex wifes LACE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasaino Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 We put his body in a little boat with a SAIL, and pushed him into the middle of a LAKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted February 13, 2009 Share Posted February 13, 2009 Whoa! Whoa! I'm still here, but for awhile I did WAIL. I'm still Dan and not yet the LATE Dan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Such a grim tale, sounds like someone will go to JAIL, with an undetermined release DATE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasaino Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 The BAIL will be sooo high, I would not want that FATE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Had to BAIT the gaurds with a bribe for the key to the GATE... (sure I mulled it over for awhile but don't tell HER!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasaino Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 WAIT if the bribe was good enough they might want you as a MATE... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted February 15, 2009 Share Posted February 15, 2009 No they won't want you as a mate, not with that WART on your nose that is big enough to MAKE your safety glasses protect your forehead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I once tried to WARN a guy to wear his safety glasses but he didn't TAKE the advice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasaino Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Must have been born in a BARN not to listen to safety advice, more good advice, dont step on a RAKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 I just hope a big hot chip didn't BURN itself into his face his eyeball to BAKE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironrosefarms Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 This is quite the TURN of events... Now to look at who would BARE the liability if he did get his eyeball baked out of his face... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 Properly trained even an anxious young TURK would wear safety gear so bearing the liability would be a RARE necessity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Beuler Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 With the foremen I've known if that young Turk did LURK around any shop I've worked in he would not DARE be without his ppe, yesseree... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted February 17, 2009 Share Posted February 17, 2009 I heard of a young Turk who did lurk on a LARK in the shop on a dare in the BARE but no PPe, nosiree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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