Ah yes, the trouble BREW can bring, I have learned the Mrs. does not like it when I imbibe too much, so I don't typically, but if I wait TILL she or I are well apart, I can enjoy the Belizean rums and go sing to the CARP.

I haven't been deep in my cups for many years because the last time I found myself considering dropping TREW in public and realized a scotch to many had I TILT. At least I have never tried to drive CARS in said state!

Frosty

If you try to drink & drive the police will stop you and put you through the roadside olympics and if you can't TRED a straight line you will be cuffed & stuffed. The expression on your face will WILT and you'll be tossed into a cell with a bunch of nefarious CADS...

The experience is one to dread for sure, as my friend FRED told me recently, after he went on TILT, he does not suugest embracing that lifestyle as one of the more common FADS.

The really unappealing aspect of spending time in the graybar motel being once FREE your voice may have taken on a LILT and you might find CADS attractive.

So the moral of the story is if you find yourself staggering towards your car, better think twice of it and FLEE before you get yourself in trouble to the HILT. Just walk home, leave your car for the morning and count this as not being one of your BADS you would have regretted...

Edited April 2, 200917 yr by Dan OHare
Frosty

One stay in the hoosegow was enough for me, I FLEW home, seeing the monsters in little graystone made my ego WILT, no trouble anymore from me, but the BASS better lookout.

I agree, it's much better to FLEX a fly rod and wade on river SILT with a camper or tent as home BASE.

I prefer to eschew the PLEX of a fixed camp in favor of a drift boat when I feel I'm about to go TILT and need to get away and do some fly flinging for browns & brookies so to make my CASE I suggest trying the free roaming approach...

I've answered the PLEA of both styles and a couple more, drifted along on glass, al, rubber and log&lash BILT. But I prefer to sleep high and dry but within easy CAST of the stream.

I have a pal in Michigan who PLED with me to come for the salmon run, he has a spot behind a sandbar and SILT accumulation area, that he has nailed jacks in, making his limit FAST. Likes his Yukon Jack a bit too much though.

My PLEA is simple... I wanna stop this thing they call work and go fishing. A little corn meal a dash of SALT and I'd cook a feast of crappie and bass. EAST to West, North to South no lake and no fish would feel safe ever again!

I once got set up on a blind date with a girl named ALEA by her brother WALT but she was hard to look at so I jumped off the train and now I'm glad that's in the PAST...

I've been on dates that made me flee to avoid a FLEA. In those cases it's better to run than WALK and run FAST.

a good excuse to get out of a bad date is the flu, but you have to fake the FLEM, and get a raspy sound in your TALK, and you can make it LAST long enough for the other party to move on!

I once knew a girl who could FLEX more muscle than me which made her BALK, an odd LASS was she, flannel clad lumberjill...

Those lumberjills are quite amazing indeed... I once seen one peddling FLAX see oil but as she would TALK about the benefits she would slur her words and the sale would be a total LOSS...

I wouldn't make a point of telling a lumberjill she was slurring or you might find out what it's like to have XLAX shoved down your throat with an axe handle. It's more than enough to make me BALK, I know I'd LOSE.

Well once the xlax does its job, you can RLAX and be about your business, this kind of TALK can be unsettling to those sensative ones, perhaps we should change the strain, or it could be LOST.

I guess it just depends on how they all REAX to such situations Panic can cause anyone to TANK and all their dreams be TOST.

I wish we could go back onto the gold standard and keep our money REAL instead of fiat so what little I have left in the BANK is not all LOST into the black hole of the Fed.

Not to worry, the trans-nationalists will have us spending new money, it's gonna be TEAL, all we have to do is jump on the BAND wagon, tear up our constitution, and the world community will LIST us as a full member of the new world order.

What a DEAL, join up so the UN can tax us and HAND it out to their choice of benefactors. I can't even think about it get so P . . . IST!

Once upon a time providence was REAL in this LAND of the free and home of the brave but the sheeple have been lulled and mesmerized so if they lose what little is left it might not be MISSED, just keep watching american idol and nevermind the man behind the curtain...

Our national SEAL could be changed to our president bowing before the saudi king, ya gotta HAND it to him, his muslim roots sure showed up there, the wrenching in my heart brought MIST to my eyes.