"I know because I am one of them"- Obama

More and more are waking up and beginning to hear the liberty bell PEAL and see what treachery is loose in our LAND, America, the one I love MOST. Love it or leave it.

It truly scares me to see the ZEAL that he displays in apologizing HAND over fist for who and what America is. We have lost a lot of blood on foreign SAND defending other countries and people. I personally feel blessed to be an American, if we are so bad why is it that so many still want in?

I think I'd rather feed myself to a harbor SEAL than join his miserable BAND of LOST souls.

The amount of ZEAL in no way authorizes the lack of logical thought, this appears to be the MOST evident problem, almost as if they were sticking their collective HEAD in the sand when facts are brought to the fore!!

Can't you see it's the new DEAL just like FDR but better and it will rain skittles and rainbows will be everywhere and a HOST of new handouts so nobody will have to pay for anything anymore so there is nothing to READ into this but hope and change and we all live happily ever after...

The chicken in my pot appears to have been DEAD too long, it's MOST unpalatable and lies like LEAD.

The FEAD is poor for you, being LOST and all, but better off then DEAD!

I'd rather fill a mug with MEAD and have it TOST down my gullet for my HEAD.

To READ a POST on IFI won't cost you a dime but it is worth a HEAP!!!

Some get a big HEAD and think they know the MOST but the fact is you never stop learning so if you think you know it all that's when you're in trouble so don't let it all go to your head, just take another HEAT and I'll bet you'll learn a little more, even if it's the 5000th nail of the day...

That's a good LEAD about making lots of nails to get good. It's like meditation really, you get LOST in the zone and good things happen to your thinking and you find things to learn from things you thought you knew already. If you're willing. It's an amazing FEAT.

...And you should READ every BS book you can get your hands on and get the MOST of every hour at the forge not on your SEAT...

Well working your arms till they are DEAD, will certainly lead to LOST sleep, but the tradeoffs in building your skills and knowledge is NEAT!!

Shedding more than a BEAD of sweat as you learn the HOST of things available is a reward in itself that can't be BEAT.

I knew a guy named BRAD who got LOST in the woods and got ate by a BEAR. End of story. Sad story.

Maybe it was VLAD got Brad. Putting one of his HOST of stakes up his bare REAR would be hard to bear. . . Brrrrrr!

If Brad was garlic CLAD, he MOST likely would have avoided Vlad, all he had to do was READ Bram Stokers novel to figure that out, sheesh!

Yes, but I hear bears really love garlic so he should have just stopped, dropped and rolled in the CLAY and the MOSS to mask his scent which would help with the bears but for Vlad he'd need to draw a BEAD with a silver bullet loaded pistol...

A silver bullet would work better on the bears than Vlad for him you'd need to CLAP your MASS behind a wooden stake to do the DEAD dude deed Dan.

Indeed! Well, I double dog dare ya to do the dead dude deed on that Vlad cad whilst parrying with your pared down plank and drawing a bead with your pistol (silenced of course so it goes PLAP plap instead of bang bang and not arouse the bear) to back him up a step or two with the impact of the sacred sterling slugs and gain the upper hand for a split second in which you may deliver the coup de grace with your weapon of choice, said stake, and deliver the afformentioned slivery shank posthence to the very heart of him and not PASS him by in vain but strike true and deep all the while keeping your grip DEAR and whiteknuckled so you may be indubitably sure of the demise of the dastardly dark indomitable dude,dude.

What?! And run the risk of revealing myself to the royally mad Vlad cad whilst clad in PLAD on a cerberusian wager? No DEAL dude.

It was discovered that his dad was mad, it was so sad, it brought Vlad to shed a TEAR, and to develop a MASS in his brain, and in the operation, they had to remove a FLAP from his scalp, thus giving his visage, a horrifyingly rude dude tude, scaring the prudes of his day, leaving him in a rather bad mood, and too feed his deed, and plant the seed of vampiric lore.

I remember the story. The oh so sad, Vlad's mad dad's rad REAR mass couldn't PASS the opening in the xray machine to fry the dry, droopy, drippy, cancerous flip, flap, FLOP of a lump.

Frosty,
I must bow to your superior wit, that last post brought many a TEAR to my eye, after several chest busting guffaws, better than any in the PAST, making me blow a SLOP of snot bubbles forth, I dip my now wet head in respect.

This whole bloody vein we're on currently has me laughing so loud I can barely HEAR. My side aches terribly these are coming so hard and FAST or maybe I'm just SLOW.