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"the head is the best part!!"   Also the highest concentration of prions for things like Mad Cow Disease of which Kuru, AKA the laughing sickness, is one. (And No, I don't really think that Anachronist58 has been participating in funerary cannibalism with members of the Fore tribe of Papua New Guinea.)

Don't worry I'm quite used to people smiling and nodding and backing away slowing while keeping an eye on me after I've tried to make a joke...

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  I saw a Jerry Lewis skit the other night where he sang a song, "The Lord Loves a Laughing Man".  I enjoy humor, as you can probably tell.  You don't "try" to make a joke Thomas, I have read things you have posted that made me laugh and brightened my day.  Influenced the way that I think of things a bit, if I may say so.  (A bit)  But, sometimes I feel I go to far with the joking around and wonder when or if it will offend someone.  And get called out for it.  Or drag someone else down with me.  As in "chicken head".   I'm probably the one to be backed away from, sometimes.

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Back away from because of bad jokes!  Great Neptunes Beard!

What's a bad joke, one the boss gets? 

Frosty The Lucky.

2 hours ago, ThomasPowers said:

(And No, I don't really think that Anachronist58 has been participating in funerary cannibalism

Thomas, I can not entirely rule out prion consumption by my fore bearers, based upon known familial behaviours..... but frankly, I can not countenance my food looking at me, and have an aversion to consuming any type of animal organ......

as far as Joking is concerned, I run all of my material past Mrs. Sheila Taylor first, so my vetted joke output approaches Zero.

1 hour ago, Nodebt said:

But, sometimes I feel I go to far with the joking around and wonder when or if it will offend someone.

I have not seen that in your conduct, seriously....

Robert Taylor

When I want my jokes vetted I run them past my Daughter---the Veterinarian!

The mods let me know if my jokes are over the line. 

Like flaws in forged work, the only person likely to see a problem with a Nodebt joke, is Scott himself. 

Thomas knows he's in trouble when his daughter gets out one of those shoulder length plastic gloves while scowling at him.  Well, that's when it sinks in anyway.

Frosty The Lucky.

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  I am my own worst critic.  What a day.  

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.... Although it's very hard to pass up a comment on shoulder length rubber gloves....

Good Morning,

When I want my jokes vetted I run them past my Daughter---the Veterinarian!

That is being catty. The big ignore!

Neil

Hey the collar of shame hardly bothers me anymore---we seldom get any rain!

I keep hearing slogans in my head, I'll let you know if I think of good ones.  

Frosty The Lucky.

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 "Finger Licking Good"  comes to mind.   Unfortunately, another victim of our stupid pandemic.

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  Now I've got the drum roll and intro theme song stuck in my head.  Nice change from chicken jingles.

I think the KFC slogan had to go because it wasn't specific as to who's fingers to lick. 

Frosty The Lucky.

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  The only thing safe to lick these days may be a tootsie roll pop.  Just ask the owl....  The old turtle don't know nothing...

Fair food, deep fried Tootsie Rolls!! Mmmmmm! 

Frosty The Lucky.

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