divermike Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 The idiots on the road made the trip CRAP, traffic was the *hits, many dead animals and lots of GORE. But home I am and glad of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted June 6, 2009 Share Posted June 6, 2009 Don't it just make you want to FLAP a 2x4 upside the half WITS head maybe it'd knock a little MORE sense into em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 It certainly makes me wish they would decide to FLOP back into bed, instead of driving me to FITS, and aggravating me to the CORE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 When it's like that you just gotta go with the FLOW and not try to FUTS around trying to make better time, it could land you in CORT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Yeah it does no good to BLOW ones stack, no ifs ands or BUTS about it, you might end up LA-MORT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrispy Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Get it to GLOW, all of the BITS. Then SORT it out with your hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Better to PLOW through using good solid HITS of a hammer than the bumper and reward yourself with a TORT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Yup, need to just PLOD along, keeping the FITS under control, and hold down the FORT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Yeah, it's best to PLOT a peaceful course through the shoals of heads comprised of FATS. Just don't forget to salute them as you clear the reefs with a hearty FART. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 After a hard day it's nice to PLOP down in a comfy chair, watch the latest FADS on the tube, and toss the occasional DART! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Watching PULP on the tube might seem a SAFE pass-time, but is that really playing your PART? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Mick, the game is "replace one letter in the words in play." Rearranging them too takes the challenge out of it. Some occasional use of creative spelling is okay though. So, PULL up a comfy chair and SATE yourself on TV's best T&A PERT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Sells Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 (edited) After a hard day it's nice to PLOP down in a comfy chair, watch the latest FADS on the tube, and toss the occasional DART! We try in our labors to insure we don't FLOP, else we get in troubles, as I pass off blame as my DADS. I can use words that rhyme, like HEART, but I was not as desperate as Frosty, to use the word FART :D Edited June 13, 2009 by steve sells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 To make sure we do not FLOG our flesh unnecessarily, we can wear gloves on our striking hand, which PADS the hand a bit, an old lesson learned from the FARM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Well that was a kick in the bum from Frosty's CLOG, and if I didn't have such thick skin I might have cracked the SADS, but being the warm loving guy that he is I'm sure he meant no HARM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 It is easy to feel like a CLOD on this site, you make a mistake and some yo yo jumps on you with the BADS, I would not include Frosty in that catagory however, I have found his comments to always be good humored, kinda down on the FARM type humor, after all, he does raise goats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Well I'm over being berated so I prepared a meal, if belated. Some cream I did CLOT and season a lot, as sauce for a BASS, which I cooked in a pot, served on a plate and eaten hot. After eating such FARE remain sad I could not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Beration was never my PLOT I swear it was not! No, no it was not, not a little, not bit, not a tipple not a tad! I am happy to let things PASS, good changes can grow from a ripple or a fad. Changing the game can be fun, can be sweet, I'll not run, not retreat. I'll not become RARE, I'll stick and play fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Sells Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 I may be old, and a bit of a SNOT, but I will let the stranger comments go, so I don't offend the LASS, even tho Glenn is not likely to CARE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 We can not get into a SNIT every time some newby stumbles on a PASS, elsewise we would be carrying out bodies by the CART load. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 So it's Frosty who lives in the land of SNOW, but it's Steve who seems to have the uncontrolled mucus flow. But over breaches of the rules made in the past, they seem to be vying for the word LAST. So neck to neck in the race to the tape, the winner will wear the crusader's CAPE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Well, it seems the old rules have taken a BLOW. Have been down CAST; laid low. So on we will carry the old is past. With jest and JAPE let the game flow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Sometimes ya just gotta go with the FLOW! Especially if you want to LAST. Otherwise you might be dragged away by the NAPE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divermike Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 Since Frosty posted a nice ROASTER, I felt that I should PRAISE him, but the urge left me when I HEARD he did it out of Stainless ugh.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 I'm not a BOASTER but my friend FLAISE me for using something newly weds might not have time to take care of if it were steel. Just write, "Ooh! Shiny" in soap on my HEARSE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.