Phil Patrick Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 What is the difference between a grandmother and a granary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry W. Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 --- One is one's born kin, the other is one's corn-bin --- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keykeeper Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 BAH....DUMPH.....BUMMP. (Sorry, Couldn't resist.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Patrick Posted April 29, 2008 Author Share Posted April 29, 2008 Ha ha,, nicely done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveh Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 what dries while getting wet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Thompson Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 That would be a towel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooseRidge Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 a baby's diaper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenn Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 A blacksmith while at work? You need a long day working at the forge to appreciate the comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden_eagle Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 What am I? I am in blue but not in glue, I am in Late but not in grate I am in apple but not in prett I am in dog but not in fog I am in puppie but not in dog What am i? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDW Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Looks like a blade to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonflySmithy Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 What starts with T. Ends with T and is full of T? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MooseRidge Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 ---a teapot--- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonflySmithy Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 yes. This is one of my son's favorites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat pete Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 ..marine corp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnW Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Here's a famous riddle with a couple changes to protect the innocent, although it may be inappropriately long. Smithly, while visiting the islands came to the Island of Ha, where the natives had three political parties, Reds, Whites, and Pinks, who differed only in matters of honesty to visitors. Reds had decided to always lie to visitors, Whites always tell the truth, and Pinks alternately lie and tell the truth, when speaking to visitors and they never forget whether the last statement they made was truth or lie. Smithly and his White guide were approached by three natives, who happened to be named Mr. White, Mr. Red, and Mr. Pink. His guide said, these men are from each of the three political parties, but I don't remember which is which. Smithly, getting right to the point with Mr. Pink said, "Pink, which party are you?" Pink replied, "I'm in the Pink party". Smithly, continuing with Pink then asked, "And White? Which party is he?" To this, Pink replied, "White is in the White party." Smithly then conjectured, "Then I guess Red is a Red.", and Pink said, "Obviously." So tell me quick, what is the political persuasion of each man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnW Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 What a boring riddle! Pinks three statemets are, (1) I'm in the Pink, (2) White's in the White, and (3) Red's a Red Statement (1) tells us that Pink's not in the White, otherwise he would honestly say, I'm in the White. So check for the tell tale sign of true / false / true. (1) I'm in the Pink. -true (2) White's in the White. -false (3) Red's a Red. -true That doesn't fit, if the statement, "White's in the White" is a lie, then White's in the Red, and Pink's third statement would have to be "Red's a White" (or "Red's a Pink"), in order to keep up the pattern. Therefore, Pink is in the Red, and we can determine the truth by knowing that everything he says is a lie. So White is a Pink (he can't be a Red since Pink is in the Red), and Red is in the White. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodge Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 ..marine corp I don't get it, Pete ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete46 Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Neither Do I,but That's Regular Crackers For Me. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDW Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Pinks alternately lie and tell the truth, when speaking to visitors and they never forget whether the last statement they made was truth or lie. (1) I'm in the Pink, (2) White's in the White, and (3) Red's a Red According to the pink party they lie first therefore pink is not a pink, white is a white and red is not a red, so pink is in the red party white is in the white and red is in the pink party. Its probably wrong but it looks good to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnW Posted May 11, 2008 Share Posted May 11, 2008 The problem with that line of thinking, LDW, is that if Pink's in the Pink party, his first statement couldn't be a lie. If he is Pink and he says "I'm in the Pink party", that's a true statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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