If you can be made to believe an absurdity, you can be made to commit an atrocity. Glenn Beck??

If you want to make a conservative mad tell him/er a lie.

If you want to make a liberal mad tell him/er the truth.

Frosty

Bernanke: whoda thunk? I always thought the conspiracy theorists were whacked, so heres my word:
Conspiracy

We're not "whacked" at all really, in fact our numbers are growing exponentially, so here's my word: Credibility

"Never attribute to malice what can be explained by simple stupidity." R.A. Heinlein

Okay, so it's more than a word.

9-12 project...

Working 9 to 5

Being shipwrecked with Dolly Parton on a desert isle.... (Hey, a guy can dream can't he?)

castaway...

2 hour long UPS commercial ? and not a very good movie either.

fed ex the eye of the beholder

Edited April 5, 200917 yr by divermike
fogot sumpin

I heard they are going to merge, and call the company Fed-UPs

To make a go of it they would have to have their drivers on the road 24-7 with no time for rest stops so they would have to wear pull-ups...

If not they'd be chin-up in it.

if they work to hard they may throw up

steve, wow your pic changed!!

If you can work hard enough to get my sister in law's cooking down, it WILL be coming back up!

2 steps forward, 1 step back

Texas 2 step

I will stick with my 12 steps, Works for me, and Dr bob.

A formidable new visage Steve!

Dan: is your sis in law good looking? Does she give you the FoxTrots?

Frosty

steps,
1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila
floor

Stop drop and slobber.

Five-Alarm chilli

Colon Blow -Red Habanero Enema- Hot Sauce
...if you dare!!!

hot lava... eat today, pay tomorrow.