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Common Mistakes Frosty Makes

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Thinking he can go cut down trees willy nilly and they won't fight back at some point?

You hug the tree BEFORE it is cut down. :P

Not looking up when you cut a tree down. ;)

Forgetting to yell TIMBER to warn the unwary, or unwitty, or unattentive or....

thinking he could stop a tree from falling by standing under it :o

Converting vertical storage of firewood into horizontal storage of Frosty!

Trying to get the ultimate answer to the age-old question, "If a tree falls in the forest - does it make a sound?" But using faulty monitoring techniques.

Next up - What about that bear doing his business in the woods thing?

Hey,don`t be giving him any ideas now!
If he takes up bear baiting he may have to change his name to Claude(clawed). :o

  • 2 months later...

Frosty was in the forest one day, he decided to test the thermodynamic laws, is it true that an object in motion, wants to stay in motion? what if a tree were falling, and something got in its way, would it not just stop? So, out he went and learned about the laws of kinetic energy and momentum and mass, and one last law, INERTIA!! Well he was truly and soundly educated, and now he is here boys and girls, to pass along the knowledge he has acquired, heeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrresssssss Frosty!!

Well Who really won? Yeh the birch got in a good shot. However birch ended up in the fire. I count that Frosty 1
Birch 0. He who lives to fight again WINS. I can only hope to be 1/2 as stout.
Ken.

  • 3 weeks later...

worst part was I called long distance to talk to him, and he only mumbled a bit... but I did have fun talking to the lady that would talk to me there.

On a side note I hear Frosty is now 2 inches shorter than he was a year ago? is that true? anyone?

  • 5 months later...

worst part was I called long distance to talk to him, and he only mumbled a bit... but I did have fun talking to the lady that would talk to me there.

On a side note I hear Frosty is now 2 inches shorter than he was a year ago? is that true? anyone?

yes but not in the vertical

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