February 23, 200917 yr Heck, I think the looks on the faces of the guy at Discover will be happy. Makes me feel confident that you'll think it's a hoot that we'll be running your CC up at the auction. You a PAL. Frosty
February 23, 200917 yr Dadgummit! This Swedish-Greek tourism translation guide ain't a-helpin' me here!
February 24, 200917 yr Okay, okay, I have it right here in my Senegalese - Nigerian interpretive banking guide. "Please to deduct funds of me liberally for considerations to you for auction purposes." Thanks Mike!
February 24, 200917 yr Flip Wilson in front of a Tandy computer in a sweltering Nigerian hotel suite...
February 25, 200917 yr There there Dan, there there. What a terrible shock that must've been! It's so horrible the only possible consolation I can offer is storage for all those terribly contagious tools and pieces of equipment afflicting you so. I'll send my mailing info with a bank draft for $357,915,883.17. all you have to do is put it in your bank account and pay the shipping and send the remainder in small unmarked bills. Please to keep for yourself $103,552,007.91 for your troubles.
February 25, 200917 yr Yes, I'm sure we could all use a chunk of that stimulus package. Alas my card is now maxed and ye all must fend for thyselves.
February 25, 200917 yr Oh, it ain't done for till it's OVERDONE for! That's how a stimulus package works solve the problem of spending more than you make by spending WAY more than you make. Whip out a couple more cards, we're your pals, we'll make you rich in days! So, as Betty and Wilma would say . . . "CHARGE . . . .it."
February 26, 200917 yr going to Boulder Co soon, there is a little town up on the rockies called nederland, or something like that, elton john and the guy from led zepplin robert plant have places up there, and they have a resteraunt called the black forest, really good struudle, stroodle?? anyway think sgt schultz... ooooooohh strooodle!!
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