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Then after Bubba gets done with you the warden calls you in to give you a piece of his MIND, since his mind is mighty small he has everything wrote down on a PAGE in his notebook.

Very nice indeed...

Our hero could cold BEND a four foot long piece of railroad rail around the BACK of his neck...

Ginsu knife as seen on TV

I know it has helped knowing where someone is located in several situations especially if someone is in another country. Availability of items and resources can not only be different between nations, but even within a nation like the USA. Add to that the folks that may be near by and willing to have you over for a visit and show you face to face is the best kind of help anyone could offer. That kind of help doesn't get offered unless they know your close by... James

One fast car

Court..............................

Our hero wore a mask on his HEAD made from an old paper SACK, so to hide his identity!

Work had a cleaning day Saturday, scored some misc "scrap metal" including 2 sheets of expanded steel about 2X3 foot, several pieces of 1" square stainless tube and a bunch of misc parts and pieces. James

Smooching..................

The problem with this story is we have no HERO... I think we need to go BACK and write one in...

This is quite the TURN of events... Now to look at who would BARE the liability if he did get his eyeball baked out of his face...

Soap...... (what momma would use if'n you told a bad joke)

Lady bugs (a type of beatle)

No they won't want you as a mate, not with that WART on your nose that is big enough to MAKE your safety glasses protect your forehead!

Such a grim tale, sounds like someone will go to JAIL, with an undetermined release DATE

You see me?

But when FATE takes over you'll have to TOSS all your plans aside...

I'm huntin wabbits ehhhhhhhhh No mo buwwetts???

I better post here soon so I keep up the PACE, I sure wouldn't want the MOSS to grow under my feet...

Pepe Le Pew

The DATE she most remembers is the day the FEDS came in and confiscated her shoe collection

Balls of fun

Awesome, one of my all time favorite TV shows, now on the net so I can watch when I'm good and ready...

Blind leading the blind