Jay, you live in 170 years of farm country which was the edge of civilization then. Start hitting the estate sales and flea markets, have cash in hand (several large bills and many $5 and $10 bills). Look closely at old farms, maybe they have a few laying around. Become an American Picker of Anvils, you'll find one, immediately after that first it'll probably be raining anvils, that's what happens. I lucked out at a no-chance flea market a couple of weeks ago.