you might be a blacksmith if...
the only time you have ever been in trouble with the law is for trespassing in an old abbandoned barn.....again.
if you go to a fancy restraunt for your anniversary and you get in trouble with your wife for saying that you could make their shelve brackets, napkin rings, metal wall art, etc... better.
if your wife makes you take your clothes off at athe front porch... nto because she thinks that a workin man is sexy because she doesnt like the smell of coal...
if you think that they should make coal air-freshners, cologne, aftershave, etc... posts 1-70 have been copied to the YMB section