What is your favorite explanation of tight.

1. He is so Tight he squeaks when he walks.

2. He is tighter than the bark on a tree.

3. He is so tight, when he opens his wallet, the moths fly out.

4. He is so tight, when he gets a dollar bill out ole Georges eyes are squinting.

5. He is so tight, he askes the waiter if they have paper plates to eat off of.

6. He is so tight, he asks the check out girl at the grocery store if there is a discount if he bags and carries out his own groceries.

please number your quips and keep the sequence going.

7. as tight as a goldfishes backside, and thats water tight,


Edit: words changed without changing the concept.

8. He's so tight he squeezes a nickel till the buffalo passes gas.

9. He was so tight he would chase a gnat to hades and back for the hide and tallow.

#10-- He is so tight he jumps over the gate , to save the wear on the hinges.

#11--He is so tight , he and his wife share their false teeth.

Tighter than the button on an outhouse door.

13) Tighter than a Nun's chuff. (Don't ask, but its not what you think, lol)
14) So tight he dropped a penny and it hit him on the back of his head

The most polite one I have heard is;

"Has deep pockets and short arms"




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