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What is Tight


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What is your favorite explanation of tight.

1. He is so Tight he squeaks when he walks.

2. He is tighter than the bark on a tree.

3. He is so tight, when he opens his wallet, the moths fly out.

4. He is so tight, when he gets a dollar bill out ole Georges eyes are squinting.

5. He is so tight, he askes the waiter if they have paper plates to eat off of.

6. He is so tight, he asks the check out girl at the grocery store if there is a discount if he bags and carries out his own groceries.

please number your quips and keep the sequence going.

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