Steve Sells Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 A man calls his son the day before Christmas and says," I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,"they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K. Bryan Morgan Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 BAHAHAHAhahahahaha :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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